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Original poster

Wankoid

160 replies

oiFoiF · 01/05/2008 17:39

flitting between that and scrotaniel

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DarthVader · 01/05/2008 18:18

Aynoos is sweet
I also like "£$%^^&&!!!

donnie · 01/05/2008 18:18

oh good God I do love this thread! wish I was witty enough to contribute!

Blu · 01/05/2008 18:16

Is Fistula too poncey?

Blu · 01/05/2008 18:15

I like classical names.

Haemarroid - i.e the proper version of 'Roy'
Diarrohea - 'Rhea'

But DP is bohemian, and wants Swab, or Bogie. He thinks they sound sweet and cute, but i'm not sure.

Blandmum · 01/05/2008 18:15

LLabya is the Welsh spelling

And don't forget Cwnt

Rhubarb · 01/05/2008 18:12

Morticia is the name I picked for my gorgeous dd, and as you can see from the profile, it fits her to a tee!

DarthVader · 01/05/2008 18:10

Phisture - quite classic greek

cyteen · 01/05/2008 18:06

I like Faylure for a girl.

cornsilk · 01/05/2008 18:00

That's very pretty. I think I've seen one of them in a Boden catalogue.

MrsMattie · 01/05/2008 17:59

Perineum is classy! Genius!

MargaretMountford · 01/05/2008 17:59

L'esbia is sweet

S1ur · 01/05/2008 17:59

I've always loved Fellatio, for a boy
And Cunnilingus for a girl

Fella and Cunny

So sweet!

DarthVader · 01/05/2008 17:59

Are there any Celtic spellings of these? I would prefer a name that is easy to mis-pronounce/impossible to spell?

Blandmum · 01/05/2008 17:57

Labia for a little girl?

cornsilk · 01/05/2008 17:56

Pubus for a boy. Sounds Greek.

Califrau · 01/05/2008 17:56

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Blandmum · 01/05/2008 17:55

Fartilla for a girl

Prostate G'land for a boy

OrmIrian · 01/05/2008 17:54

Well that's more like it. Sounds biblical now.

Would go well with a little Onan I think

BoysAreLikeDogs · 01/05/2008 17:54

What about something more unusual?

K'nob - pronounced nob

Perineum, Perry for short

Smegma - means cream in Latin, very dainty girl name

When are you due ?

OracleInaCoracle · 01/05/2008 17:53

i like it MM

MrsMattie · 01/05/2008 17:53

What do you all think about Bolloxina? It's an old family name. DH thinks it's a bit 'girly', but I think it could be shortened to Bollz. What do you reckon?

cornsilk · 01/05/2008 17:53

I was going to have Jenitalia for a girl.

themildmanneredjanitor · 01/05/2008 17:52

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OrmIrian · 01/05/2008 17:52

Now that is classy tmmj.