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Wankoid

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oiFoiF · 01/05/2008 17:39

flitting between that and scrotaniel

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Oliveoil · 01/05/2008 21:01

ROFL at this thread

MrsDanvers · 01/05/2008 20:59

Candida Albicans is quite classy for a girl.How about John Thomas for a boy, OP? or is that a bit too common?

KristinaM · 01/05/2008 20:58

sidge - i think it depends on your surname

you dont want it to sound silly

Sidge · 01/05/2008 20:56

VVVQV I like Frenulum for a boy, not dissimilar to your girl's name.

Sidge · 01/05/2008 20:56

I'm another fan of Labia for a girl - so classy sounding.

Not sure whether to go for Majora or Minora for a middle name though - what do you all think?

VeniVidiVickiQV · 01/05/2008 20:54

ROFL @ Princess Tsunami

I am rather taken with J Arthur or Tommy Tank.

Phrenum is pretty for a girl, no?

seeker · 01/05/2008 20:53

Why not use the original Irish spelling of Fanjo - Faieaghniulaidh? If people can't spell it that's their problem IMHO.

KristinaM · 01/05/2008 20:52

hula - but if its for a girl she woudl only have it for a short time

and besides, how often do you use a child's first name?? it doenst really matter if they sound stupid together

PMSL at you lot

berolina · 01/05/2008 20:51

Turkey - for a girl you would spell it B'umme Faice, surely?

berolina · 01/05/2008 20:50

Urethra is lovely.

mcnoodle · 01/05/2008 20:49

Fellatio Dew has a nice ring

So to speak

Cappuccino · 01/05/2008 20:49

god these are just such wanky names

What on earth is wrong with plain old Cock?

MrsDanvers · 01/05/2008 20:46

We have a Fanjo at our local sunday school. Sweet little girl but long untidy hair, though.

Hulababy · 01/05/2008 19:14

Hmmm...an interesting name.

But with my surname, King, I really couldn't use it - the shortening of it really would make for a rather rude name!

TurkeyLurkey · 01/05/2008 19:12

I like B'um Face as it can be used for either sex, although I think it does have more of a boyish ring to it.

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oiFoiF · 01/05/2008 19:08

I was think plain old Fanny might be nice for a girl

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DarthVader · 01/05/2008 19:00

Ball-zee

has got to be the best boy's name

who could argue with that one?

mumoftwo37 · 01/05/2008 18:50

Ds1 and I are both ROFL at this thanks everyone cheered me up no end!
DS1 thinks Camella-To is a good name for a girl!

cyteen · 01/05/2008 18:45

Kaliper for a boy?

duchesse · 01/05/2008 18:42

at this thread. Gonnor-Rhea?

OracleInaCoracle · 01/05/2008 18:34

agree MB, they can be so cruel

i quite like clittories

Blandmum · 01/05/2008 18:31

Trouble is you see so many little Cwnts running round nowerdays. I'm not sure it is 'distinctive' enough

i posted not so long ago that I quite fancied 'Plinth' and someone ruined it for me by suggesting that it sounded like 'Prince' with a lisp.

I mean, children can tease over anything can't they?????

MargaretMountford · 01/05/2008 18:28

MB - Cwnt is by far the best !

jellyhead · 01/05/2008 18:21

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DarthVader · 01/05/2008 18:18

Aynoos is sweet
I also like "£$%^^&&!!!