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Original poster

Wankoid

160 replies

oiFoiF · 01/05/2008 17:39

flitting between that and scrotaniel

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pointydog · 01/05/2008 21:59

lol

Blandmum · 01/05/2008 21:58

If you are in Wales, please think about Cwnt.

But not outside of Wales, because it can sound odd if you mispronounce it

cockles · 01/05/2008 21:56

I like Quim very much for a boy.

pointydog · 01/05/2008 21:50

Anyone suggested Nad for a boy? Rather retro.

NotSoRampantRabbit · 01/05/2008 21:48

Glans for a boy - for some reason I am picturing a rosy cheeked little lad, striding up a mountain

popsycal · 01/05/2008 21:44

omg I have tears rolling down my face

This is why I used to come on MN more!

Fabulous thread

VeniVidiVickiQV · 01/05/2008 21:42

pudenda also pretty

southeastastra · 01/05/2008 21:42

lol i can see ocado catching on

Weegiemum · 01/05/2008 21:42

How about Placenta for a girl.

Its Spanish, doncha know!

berolina · 01/05/2008 21:41

Not Asda and Lidl, surely? How about Whayte-Rose? For a boy - Ocado. Much classier.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 01/05/2008 21:40

Clitoris is also pretty.

Prostate is quite strong for a boy.

mcnoodle · 01/05/2008 21:38

Although I do like the cadence of Pube

mcnoodle · 01/05/2008 21:37

Areola is wonderful, so romantic

Nipple has a more down-to-earth quality though, I think it will suit any future daughter of mine

southeastastra · 01/05/2008 21:37

i like Asda and Lidl

Janni · 01/05/2008 21:35

Caesar or Caesara for the first child

Vbaccus or Vbacca for the second

berolina · 01/05/2008 21:27

Yes, that was the plan.

I am taking to Areola.

Oliveoil · 01/05/2008 21:24

will you have a squiggle thing over the a? good idea imo

berolina · 01/05/2008 21:23

Her-Peas? Dreadfully common OO. If you must, at least spell it the proper way.

Top of our girls' name list is Hernia.

Oliveoil · 01/05/2008 21:22

Areola?

mcnoodle · 01/05/2008 21:20

Nipple

Oliveoil · 01/05/2008 21:15

what about Her-Peas? do you think it too common?

suedonim · 01/05/2008 21:15

Syphilis and Gonorrhea for G/B twins is vairy naice, I think. Or Sodom and Gomorrah for twin boys.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 01/05/2008 21:12

I quite like candida and cystitis too.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 01/05/2008 21:10

I quite liked Gluteus Maximus for a boy when The Gladiator came out in the cinema.

Chlamydia and Syphilis are good old-fashioned girls names I feel.

specialmagiclady · 01/05/2008 21:02

Isn't there a real person in the House of Lords called "Lady Gardiner"?