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Original poster

Wankoid

160 replies

oiFoiF · 01/05/2008 17:39

flitting between that and scrotaniel

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duchesse · 02/05/2008 10:53

< wonders about DarthVader's names for next two dogs >

DarthVader · 02/05/2008 10:47

Dooosh & Rectum are quite classy to shout across the park

IAMI · 02/05/2008 00:24

lmao at swampster's go nad.
Although I'm not sure wat my pfb twat would make of it but then again her df definatly lives up to his name, theoldbollix.

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cyteen · 02/05/2008 00:17

This is so what I needed to come back to after an evening of essay hell

swampster · 01/05/2008 23:34

pointydog - DS3 is Nad. You should hear them on sports day: "Go Nad! Go Nad!"

madamez · 01/05/2008 23:31

Oh really, this is all so silly, just plain politics of envy and political correctness gone mad. Every boy in our family has had the middle name Hqwuanquethainne (pronounced Oo-an -K'ftay-neee) for six generations and I don't see that it's anything to laugh about.

madamez · 01/05/2008 23:28

Look, right, all you middleclass bitchez shuld b ashaymed of urselves. If my little Sfinkta-Jizz and Twat-Mareee could read (fwaking skool, they are 10 and 18 now) they would be so urt by this.....

duchesse · 01/05/2008 23:22
Grin
scottishmummy · 01/05/2008 23:22

who nose!

duchesse · 01/05/2008 23:20

What does anybody think of these lovely Latin names for a boy: Septum or Philtrum?

DorisIsAPinkDragon · 01/05/2008 23:18

Sto-ma possibly for a girl, maybe with russian ancestry

The joy of MN!!!!

Blocky · 01/05/2008 23:13

Flange is quite a fetching name.

mybabysinthegarden · 01/05/2008 23:13

Frottage for a girl? If you don't think it's pretentious to use French names when you're not French.

chocciepot · 01/05/2008 23:02

fairymum, yes, Wankoid is one of those great swedish names.

There are some stunners, such as Bård (pronounced Bored) and Bent, etc in your region too, isnt there?

I once met a girl named Wenke.

Sidge · 01/05/2008 22:55

Ooooh I really like Whayte-Rose and Ocado Berolina.

Also keen on Sunny-D and Dairy-Lea. And maybe Cocoa Poppy for a girl then her nickname could be Coco-Pops??

pointydog · 01/05/2008 22:10

har - a little Jiz

cheesesarnie · 01/05/2008 22:09

i like fartimess for a boy and nippela for a girl.
dh prefers boring old pian-essica

Blandmum · 01/05/2008 22:07

I quite like Ureter and Urethra for twin girls

seeker · 01/05/2008 22:06

Cockles - ~I was just coming to post Quim - you beat me to it! I think it has such a lovely, strong but sensitive sound to it. I was also considering Thorax. And Aorta for a girl.

berolina · 01/05/2008 22:05

Mamarie-Glandes (with silent 'es', of course) for that extra gallic touch.

Blandmum · 01/05/2008 22:04

classroom

Blandmum · 01/05/2008 22:04

a little Jiz in the classround would probably be a bit of a handful, though.

pointydog · 01/05/2008 22:03

Jiz for the edgy man about town

Blandmum · 01/05/2008 22:02

I'm amazed no-one has suggested Smeg for a boy or Smegma for a girl

pointydog · 01/05/2008 22:00

Mamarie is lovely for a girl.