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Original poster

You have to name your baby a part of the body

187 replies

Justinripley · 30/03/2023 23:13

A silly thread (no children will be subjected to these names)

If I had a boy it would be Artery nn Art and a girl would be Ileum nn Illy.

Anyone else? Smile

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soddingspiderseason · 30/03/2023 23:26

Dick? Fanny?

MintMa · 30/03/2023 23:25

Philtrum Nn Phil
Uvula Nn Uvie
Cilia

MrsAvocet · 30/03/2023 23:24

Calcaneum NN Cal or Callie - it's a unisex name obviously

Tryphenia · 30/03/2023 23:24

I give you — Baby Duodenum.

Kingsize · 30/03/2023 23:23

Ova for a girl
Epidydimus for a boy

Spareincoming · 30/03/2023 23:22

Fanny.
Dick.

Sorry.

DuneLoafers · 30/03/2023 23:21

Iris! Job done!

but more in the spirit:

Pinna for a little girl?

Other options:

Axilla
Areola
Fibula (& Tibia for a twin of course)
Ulna

Canthus
Pericardium (nn Peri)
Tragus
Pharynx (& Larynx for a twin!)

bigbabycooker · 30/03/2023 23:21

I like Helix

bigbabycooker · 30/03/2023 23:20

Achilles for a boy too!

evtheria · 30/03/2023 23:20

Pat, short for Patella
Cerebellum
Helix
Iris

bigbabycooker · 30/03/2023 23:19

Iris for a girl :), or ulna or tibia

For a boy, clavicle nn "Clav" or humerus "Huey"

Purplecatshopaholic · 30/03/2023 23:19

I think Trachea works for a girl… And maybe Thalamus for a boy…