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You have to name your baby a part of the body

187 replies

Justinripley · 30/03/2023 23:13

A silly thread (no children will be subjected to these names)

If I had a boy it would be Artery nn Art and a girl would be Ileum nn Illy.

Anyone else? Smile

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Slicedpeaches · 30/03/2023 23:38

For a girl
Lunate
Amygdala
Fascia
Tibia
Pia
Dura

For a boy
Henley
Hamate
Tarsus
Dermis
Maxillary

Cattenberg · 30/03/2023 23:38

Philtrum for a boy.

SheilaFentiman · 30/03/2023 23:37

Intestine, nn Tess

Duttercup · 30/03/2023 23:37

Sartorius or Ramus for a boy. Strong villain energy.

Maybe Lunate for a girl. I'm not sold but I've seen worse suggestions on here.

Cattenberg · 30/03/2023 23:36

Pia for a girl.

InTheFutilityRoomEatingBiscuits · 30/03/2023 23:34

I don’t hate Glabella, Medulla, Rasceta, Canthus or Thalamus to be honest.

Needmorelego · 30/03/2023 23:34

I'd have twins - Diaphragm and Derrière.

MuckyPlucky · 30/03/2023 23:32

Girls
Iris
Ulna
Radius
Uvula
Patella

Boys
Radius
Helix
Thorax
Femur
Maxillary

CollieFIower · 30/03/2023 23:32

Oh and another girl one - Fallopian

It's got kind of hipster vibes, no?

WimbleOfWombledon · 30/03/2023 23:31

I'd have to have hyphenated names

Toe-Knee
Elle-Bow

CollieFIower · 30/03/2023 23:31

CollieFIower · 30/03/2023 23:29

Labia, obviously

For a girl that is!

Boys are trickier. Maybe Henley (as in loop of, tho I've added a y to make it more name-y, does that still count?)

Changeforachange · 30/03/2023 23:30

COME ON IN SPLEEN, ITS TEA TIME

CollieFIower · 30/03/2023 23:29

Labia, obviously

Emeraldsrock · 30/03/2023 23:29

Talus for a boy

PopethYnIawn · 30/03/2023 23:29

Ureta known as Rita
And Nephron known as Ron

Rollinghill · 30/03/2023 23:28

Cuticle and pedicle?

Emeraldsrock · 30/03/2023 23:28

Lunate or Ulna for a girl.

deeplybaffled · 30/03/2023 23:28

Vertebra and Scapula, I think

XDownwiththissortofthingX · 30/03/2023 23:28

Urethra, as in Urethra Franklin

ComeTheFuckOnBridgett · 30/03/2023 23:28

ToeKnee.

minipie · 30/03/2023 23:28

Cornea
Septum

MarchMadness23 · 30/03/2023 23:27

Spareincoming · 30/03/2023 23:22

Fanny.
Dick.

Sorry.

Perfect

😂🤣

LittleBlueBrioTrain · 30/03/2023 23:27

Girl - medulla
Boy - bilirubin (does that count?)

OttersMayHaveShiftedInTransit · 30/03/2023 23:27

Twins Cochlear (g) and Coccyx (b)

Rinkydinkydoodle · 30/03/2023 23:26

I went to school with a funny lad nicknamed Elbow. Tonsil sounds kinda Scandi-cool, and Bartholin doesn’t bother me either 😂