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Original poster

You have to name your baby a part of the body

187 replies

Justinripley · 30/03/2023 23:13

A silly thread (no children will be subjected to these names)

If I had a boy it would be Artery nn Art and a girl would be Ileum nn Illy.

Anyone else? Smile

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Sugarfree23 · 30/03/2023 23:58

InTheFutilityRoomEatingBiscuits · 30/03/2023 23:34

I don’t hate Glabella, Medulla, Rasceta, Canthus or Thalamus to be honest.

Where do they all live?

You can spot the medical people on this thread.

Bigbus · 30/03/2023 23:58

Calcanius for a boy
Zygoma for a girl

PurpleReindeer2 · 30/03/2023 23:55

XDownwiththissortofthingX · 30/03/2023 23:28

Urethra, as in Urethra Franklin

🤣🤣🤣😅

mackthepony · 30/03/2023 23:55

Cardiac

Sugarfree23 · 30/03/2023 23:54

Vagina, I actually don't know why anyone would call their DD Virginia far too close for my dyslexic brain

Shin - don't know why it sounds like boys name, a bit like Shaun

TomatoSandwiches · 30/03/2023 23:54

Quite like Ulna for a girl or perhaps Sole.

chevvyroo · 30/03/2023 23:53

Twins, Tibia and Fibia.

HotSince82 · 30/03/2023 23:51

Atria and Coccyx.

B/G twins :)

LittleLentils · 30/03/2023 23:51

Patella for a girl, but she'd be another Ella I guess...
Shin for a boy

TomatoSandwiches · 30/03/2023 23:49

Colon for a boy, pronounced Colin.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/03/2023 23:48

Iris for a girl, (Pouch of) Douglas for a boy.

BangaloreLulu · 30/03/2023 23:47

I can't add anything, as these are all brilliant, but I had to say I've just got home from the shittiest of three shitty days on call and reading this has been the best tonic, so THANK YOU everyone!

frenchfancy81 · 30/03/2023 23:46

Toe and Knee.

powershowerforanhour · 30/03/2023 23:46

Auricle for a girl
Tarsus for a boy

Hawkins00 · 30/03/2023 23:45

Brains

OnLockdown · 30/03/2023 23:45

I like unfussy names, so I will go for Knuckle and Ankle for my imaginary boy/girl twins.

MoonlightMedicine · 30/03/2023 23:44

Phalange and Meniscus
Or if I was being serious...
Iris for a girl, Helix for a boy

OttersMayHaveShiftedInTransit · 30/03/2023 23:42

Emeraldsrock · 30/03/2023 23:29

Talus for a boy

Is it wrong that I actually genuinely like this? (Don't worry the only thing I'm going to be naming in future is a kitten).

Luredbyapomegranate · 30/03/2023 23:41

Toe

Little Toe

WeakTeaStrongMe · 30/03/2023 23:41

Maxilla and Patella

CheeseMeltCracker · 30/03/2023 23:40

Heart.

WeakTeaStrongMe · 30/03/2023 23:40

Tibia
Philtrum
Artery

Orders76 · 30/03/2023 23:40

Back is a good strong name
For a girl, heart or clavicle, clava?
Clit similar to Kitt

Pencilsaremylife · 30/03/2023 23:39

Glabella or Axilla - girl
Tragus or Organ - boy

CheeseMeltCracker · 30/03/2023 23:38

Pinkie.

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