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You have to name your baby a part of the body

187 replies

Justinripley · 30/03/2023 23:13

A silly thread (no children will be subjected to these names)

If I had a boy it would be Artery nn Art and a girl would be Ileum nn Illy.

Anyone else? Smile

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saltwater1985 · 31/03/2023 03:48

CC4712 · 31/03/2023 00:05

OMG- I'm crying with laughter at some of these! 😂

Are health conditions allowed instead of actual body parts?

'Look how cute little Melena is today!'

And her sister chlamydia

artishard · 31/03/2023 02:48

I feel like larynx could work. or Palm?

Knuckles if your kid is born looking mean af. Jawbone along the same lines.

DPotter · 31/03/2023 02:32

Carina - girl

WhisperingAutistic · 31/03/2023 02:24

Fontanelle for a girl
Scapula for a boy

Smallonesaremorejuicy · 31/03/2023 01:51

Have often thought this myself 🤣

Smallonesaremorejuicy · 31/03/2023 01:49

Femur , sounds nice & Irish for boy or girl .

JauntyRedShoes · 31/03/2023 01:41

Polyp

Ossicles
Palm
Tragus
Basal
Lobe

JaneJeffer · 31/03/2023 01:19

Sinus for a boy
Eyelash for a girl

Anskl · 31/03/2023 01:18

I actually know a Labiba. No prizes for guessing what this gets mistaken for.

MuchuseasaChocolateTeapot · 31/03/2023 01:01

I love Thalamus, that would be a great name.

cuticle for a girl 😂

CallieQ · 31/03/2023 00:56

Penis

squidgybits · 31/03/2023 00:52

Areola and Navel

SmartHome · 31/03/2023 00:51

Amygdala and Patella

myveryownelectrickitten · 31/03/2023 00:50

Damn, someone already got Langerhans. Errr… Navicular? Or maybe just Douglas. As in pouch of.

myveryownelectrickitten · 31/03/2023 00:45

It’s got to be boy/girl twins - Clitoris and Langerhans.

SageHoney · 31/03/2023 00:43

Torso is quite on-trend: Scandi, -o ending, possibly unisex, and it's even a place name (although technically that's Torsö).

Babyboomtastic · 31/03/2023 00:43

Phalanges - probably shortened to Phil

Ovary, is quite pretty I think.

Throwncrumbs · 31/03/2023 00:43

Aorta

ADHDat43 · 31/03/2023 00:40

I think Pancreas is quite beautiful.
Caecum.
Uvula.
Bartholin ('s glands!)

BertaHoon · 31/03/2023 00:40

Ovary Iris Neuron Knockers.

Oink for short.

Or when bellowing down the street that dinner is ready, a simple OI! Will suffice.

WanderlyWagonInWales · 31/03/2023 00:39

Thymus or Cortex for a boy.
Cerebellum (Belle for short) or Amygdala (Mig for short) for a girl.

Unicorndreams24 · 31/03/2023 00:39

My sweet baby girl .. labia 😂😂

Tourmalines · 31/03/2023 00:37

Not really a body part as such
marionette Lynes .

timtam23 · 31/03/2023 00:36

Ischium
Ilium
Incus
Malleus
Dura

Anskl · 31/03/2023 00:33

Gluteus sounds like someone you wouldn't want to mess with.

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