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You have to name your baby a part of the body

187 replies

Justinripley · 30/03/2023 23:13

A silly thread (no children will be subjected to these names)

If I had a boy it would be Artery nn Art and a girl would be Ileum nn Illy.

Anyone else? Smile

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Jitterybugs · 31/03/2023 07:59

Meet my daughter Liver. We call her Livvy.

PussBilledDuckyPlait · 31/03/2023 07:54

And my daughter, Appendix - we call her Dixie.

PussBilledDuckyPlait · 31/03/2023 07:51

Meet my son, Oesophagus - Gus for short.

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 31/03/2023 07:45

My sisters childhood nickname was Toe.
She was trying out different letters at the start of her name, and this one stuck.

NewtoHolland · 31/03/2023 07:22

Elbow sounds alright for either gender I think.

gettingolderbutcooler · 31/03/2023 07:19

Baby Vulva

Namechangedatheist · 31/03/2023 07:08

Gonad and Metatarsal for twins.

Why are so many of the names on this thread actually more sensible than the ones on other baby name threads?

whodafucisalice · 31/03/2023 07:06

Clitty 🤣🤣

BeastOfBODMAS · 31/03/2023 07:00

Hands

Boonata · 31/03/2023 06:59

Little Finger

emmetgirl · 31/03/2023 06:54

Frenulum
Umbilica

Boonata · 31/03/2023 06:49

Handtoeknee

cornflakesandtea · 31/03/2023 06:36

I like Acetabulum for a boy (nn Ace)
Maybe Uvula for a girl?

Jigglypufff · 31/03/2023 06:14

Malleus for a girl and Anvil for a boy.

Rockingcloggs · 31/03/2023 06:13

Vans Deferens for a boy

Metatarsal for a girl.

BetsyTrotter · 31/03/2023 06:06

Patella
Ulna

HalfMast · 31/03/2023 05:55

Palm and Neuron

Jewelanemone · 31/03/2023 05:50

Damn, posted too soon!

Cli-TOR-is.

Jewelanemone · 31/03/2023 05:49

Clitoris for a girl, with the stress on the second syllable - Cli-TOR

YellowAndGreenToBeSeen · 31/03/2023 05:29

Nails, for the son of a Mitchell Brother.

mathanxiety · 31/03/2023 05:17

Oesophagus, Gus for short

Eyelash, for a girl.

itsgettingweird · 31/03/2023 04:23

Gum. For a boy.

It's what they called Great Uncle Matthew in Ballet Shoes.

Great thread!

JustFuckOffPlease · 31/03/2023 04:10

Changeforachange · 30/03/2023 23:30

COME ON IN SPLEEN, ITS TEA TIME

HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣

JustFuckOffPlease · 31/03/2023 04:09

Spareincoming · 30/03/2023 23:22

Fanny.
Dick.

Sorry.

🤣

saltwater1985 · 31/03/2023 03:50

Twines Ovaree and Oovoola (unique obviously)