I like Lana. It's been brought to my attention that it spells sphincter backwards. Should I be concerned about this? I mean you could create a problem with pretty much any name, right?
Marissa - Ass I Ram
Sarah - (almost) harass
Natasha - Ah Satan
Naomi - I Moan
Regina - vagina
Lucy - loo seat
Louisa - loo easer
Richard - dick
Violet - violent
Celeste - molest, incest
Ophelia - Oh Feel Ya
Polly - polyester
Etc etc. Does it matter?