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Are there any names that you just can't imagine on a baby?

212 replies

TheNameNerd · 22/08/2022 12:13

Each to their own but I just can't picture a baby Frank. It seems such a harsh sounding adult name for a baby especially a newborn yet there have obviously been a lot of baby Franks but somehow I have a mental block when picturing it.

Does anyone else feel this way about a name?

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salharg · 23/08/2022 18:31

I must be in the minority but Frank is one of my favourite boy names along with Francis

Dinoteeth · 23/08/2022 16:08

TigerRag · 23/08/2022 15:02

Blanche. I did used to know a child with this name. Always makes me think of the Coronation Street character!

I also knew a girl called Blanche.

For some reason it makes me think of Bleach. 🤭

jalu47 · 23/08/2022 15:17

@caitlinn that's my OH name and spelt like that too, he'll be thrilled it's being kept alive 😂

TigerRag · 23/08/2022 15:02

Blanche. I did used to know a child with this name. Always makes me think of the Coronation Street character!

halfsiesonapotnoodle · 23/08/2022 13:18

MumofSpud · 23/08/2022 10:35

Trevor
Keith
Kevin
Alan
Martin
Paul
Colin
Barry
Gary
Raymond
Neil

Anne
Deirdre
Barbara
Linda
Pamela

All strange for babies but great for pets!
But they will make a comeback at some point!
Maybe the grandchildren of the current crop of Jaydens and Lexi-Mays will be Trevor and Barbara!

Neil, The Baby! (Gavin and Stacey)

JellyDeels · 23/08/2022 12:53

Gertrude.

Dinoteeth · 23/08/2022 12:16

Baby Rodger 😂
OMG along with his sister Agnes 🤣

waterlego · 23/08/2022 10:56

Has anyone mentioned Roger yet? You couldn’t do that to a baby, could you?

EdithGrantham · 23/08/2022 10:54

Some of the names mentioned here are very popular with eastern European families, in our reception class intake this year we'll have two Alans and a David and had a Colin a couple of years back.

MumofSpud · 23/08/2022 10:36

And Geoffrey/ Geoff
Jeffrey / Jeff

MumofSpud · 23/08/2022 10:35

Trevor
Keith
Kevin
Alan
Martin
Paul
Colin
Barry
Gary
Raymond
Neil

Anne
Deirdre
Barbara
Linda
Pamela

All strange for babies but great for pets!
But they will make a comeback at some point!
Maybe the grandchildren of the current crop of Jaydens and Lexi-Mays will be Trevor and Barbara!

MumofSpud · 23/08/2022 10:30

@dontcallmelen I know a lot of boys called Dennis - including a brother/sister Denis & Denise - all Romanian - v popular there!

fannyfan · 23/08/2022 10:25

Maureen

gardenmumma · 23/08/2022 10:22

Christopher, Katherine, Meredith and Ewan. Fine for adults but I just can't picture them on babies.

Derrymum123 · 23/08/2022 10:11

Irene
Brenda
Harold
Malcolm
Patricia
Ernest
Fred
Hilda
Edna

Dinoteeth · 23/08/2022 09:54

Elvis!! Can you imagine a baby Elvis? 👶

LadyEloise1 · 23/08/2022 09:12

Godfrey
I mean you can't really shorten it. Smile

pinklavenders · 23/08/2022 07:56

What names CAN you imagine on a baby? Probably just cutesy names like Teddie, Alfie, Poppy, Elsie etc

But they don't stay babies very long!

Marcipex · 23/08/2022 07:46

Bernard
Aristotle
Marilyn

Dinoteeth · 23/08/2022 07:23

Actually the more I think about it most names other than they cute Alfie, Amy, type names seem to heavy and clunky for a newbaby but then babies sort of grow into their names.

Lovalou · 23/08/2022 06:59

Colin

mistopheles · 23/08/2022 03:55

I can totally imagine a baby Frank, really like it actually! But the PP who put Joyce - this made me laugh out loud.

Inarightpickleandpreserve · 23/08/2022 03:48

Clive

BillBenWeed · 23/08/2022 02:01

Arlo, Maddox, Jayden, Harley, Paisley.

Max will never not be a dog’s name to me. Arnold, Roger, Lesley/Lindsay (especially for boys)

Petunia, Rosemary, Blossom, anything too OTT and flowery for a girl (or boy!) Geraldine, Getrude, Bertha

IamnotwhouthinkIam · 23/08/2022 01:46

Agree about Bernard type names on kids! Bernie is different - fits in with the cutesy retro trend, like Archie vs Archibald. Similarly we could see Gertie/Trudy's in future but doubtful any Gertrude's.

John, Robert, Richard etc are fine on babies imo - their strong royal history makes them sound traditional (if much more uncommon than they used to be) rather than really dated - same with Margaret, Anne etc for girls to me. Plus the babies will probably get called Johnny, Bobby, Ricky, Maggie, Annie day to day.

I think the "middle aged" names with unfashionable sounds (and no cute nn's) might not come back for kids- Clive, Brian, Kevin, Nigel, Gary, Wayne, Tracey, Sharon, Pauline, Brenda, Janet, Doreen etc

But then I could be wrong - I never thought Dorothy and Barbara would be gradually getting more popular again!