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fark me this is a topic?you wlot wna to get a life you nonces

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FluffyMummy123 · 19/01/2008 00:27

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ladytophamhatt · 19/01/2008 13:40

He is now suzy, before that he was prison officer

theUrbanDryad · 19/01/2008 13:39

Franny - we did that too. if i have another boy i don't know what we'll call him....

Desiderata · 19/01/2008 13:39

... although, fff, I can kind of see his point about Stalin!

Desiderata · 19/01/2008 13:39

Clymidia Thrush for a girl ...

fullmoonfiend · 19/01/2008 13:38

lol at Herod.

We told my Toxic Father that ds1 was going to be Kier Hardy Trotsky Stalin Quentin Marley Kenny Everret Oaktree Rainbow
(trying to encompass as many of his prejudices and soapboxes as possible)

Desiderata · 19/01/2008 13:37

Pan, you're in danger of becoming a one-trick pony

Vacua · 19/01/2008 13:37

how come in active convs it says 0 posts for this topic when there are loads?

suzywong · 19/01/2008 13:36

I thought he was a train driver

Thready · 19/01/2008 13:36

I truly think Vagina would make a lovely girl's name. It is classy.

ladytophamhatt · 19/01/2008 13:35

suzy, not in the prison Dh worked in.

Lulu is right.

So fishface I BAN you from using it.

FrannyandZooey · 19/01/2008 13:35

we have told my mother it will be Herod

we used up our two best names on ds, idiots

fullmoonfiend · 19/01/2008 13:32

Or even Canute-ing Mango.

fullmoonfiend · 19/01/2008 13:32

Franny, Mango is good for a boy or girl I'd have thought...

SoupDragon · 19/01/2008 13:31

Expat, can't you have Uranus as the middle name for your guinea pig with the first name Stikituppya?

FrannyandZooey · 19/01/2008 13:28

god I need some help with this

we can't think of a single boys' name we both like

tonnes of girls' names

fullmoonfiend · 19/01/2008 13:27

Lulu - like the nice ladies are doing with canute.

suzywong · 19/01/2008 13:26

Nonce = short for Nonsense as in Nonsense Crime, used amongs gaol inmates and screws

lulumama · 19/01/2008 13:26

liekt eh ncie ladeexa re doign wiht cunt.

nope, you've lost me ......

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FluffyMummy123 · 19/01/2008 13:25

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FluffyMummy123 · 19/01/2008 13:25

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fullmoonfiend · 19/01/2008 13:24

Get a book!

lulumama · 19/01/2008 13:23

i really hate the word nonce

i thought it was slang for paedophile

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FluffyMummy123 · 19/01/2008 13:22

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Hecate · 19/01/2008 07:46

Cod. That wooden spoon of yours keeps getting bigger and bigger

ladytophamhatt · 19/01/2008 07:42

cod, when dh was a prison officer the collective name for sex offenders(and especially peadophiles) was "nounces"..i'm sure its still the case too so i feel a bit twitchy about you using it.

to steal your own phrase...please desist.