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So I saw the most random baby name

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Soubriquet · 20/11/2021 15:17

On one of those buzzfeed weird name things. Don’t know whether it’s a true name or not but it made me ConfusedGrin

Hint, it’s a perfectly normal name, just odd spelling

Jkmno

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threecupsofteaminimum · 30/11/2021 17:34

Am I on drugs or are you!

NumaNumaYay · 30/11/2021 17:23

I missed that there was no L and thought it was j2o !

Derbee · 30/11/2021 17:20

I know a Noella

MurielSpriggs · 20/11/2021 20:00

Endless possibilities.

OPQSTU = Noah

ACDEF = Nobby

Parent of JKMNO = No brain

Ohmygodyesthatsit · 20/11/2021 19:52

I dont get it at all

Chewbecca · 20/11/2021 19:48

So is the kid called Noelle (normal) or Jkmno?

ofwarren · 20/11/2021 19:45

I don't get it 🤷

Santaischeckinglists · 20/11/2021 19:43

The best midwife I knew was called Noelle

Lucyinthesky07 · 20/11/2021 19:39

It's just taken me ages to figure that one out. It's finally clicked now.

Mousetown · 20/11/2021 19:28

I’ve heard the “my friend’s cousin’s son goes to school with a Jkmno” story loads of times. I’m pretty sure there can’t be that many running around.

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Soubriquet · 20/11/2021 15:56

No it’s Noelle. The spelling is because there is no L. It should go JKLMNO. Now it’s Jkmno

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TheLightSideOfTheMoon · 20/11/2021 15:50

This child isn’t called Noelle, though.

She’s called J’Kimno.

Memyselfandfood · 20/11/2021 15:48

I don’t understand

SeasonFinale · 20/11/2021 15:47

Noelle - that isn't actually that unusual. In fact it was 210th. There was a girl in my class at school in the late 70s called Noelle.

NovemberNovemberDarkNights · 20/11/2021 15:40

@Soubriquet

Yup! It’s Noelle. As in there is a L missing from the letters. No-L, Noelle
FFS

Some people shouldn't be allowed to have babies

QOD · 20/11/2021 15:39

My sister and I always whinged that we had weird names. Mines unusual so no pens etx. Sisters was dead common for the 60’s but spelt with a y on the end instead of ie. So no pens.
We have both done it to our kids Too 😂

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Soubriquet · 20/11/2021 15:37

Just think, the poor girl would never find a pen with her name on it in shops. Not with the right spelling anyways. I can empathise with that. Always hated I could never find one

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Councilworker · 20/11/2021 15:26

Pretty sure it's one of those apocryphal names like Nosmo King etc

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Soubriquet · 20/11/2021 15:23

Yup! It’s Noelle. As in there is a L missing from the letters. No-L, Noelle

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WakeUpLockie · 20/11/2021 15:21

Haha must be Noelle! Well done PP. Surely that wouldn’t have got past a registrar/foreign equivalent?

PinkWaferBiscuit · 20/11/2021 15:20

Jo. The 'kmn' are silent. Grin

PiesNotGuys · 20/11/2021 15:20

Noel, ha.

CheesusTheSaviour · 20/11/2021 15:20

Jkmno?! Short for Jacmono? What?!

HerRoyalWitchyness · 20/11/2021 15:19

Noel Grin

MrsMcCluskeysCat · 20/11/2021 15:19

I'm amazed I thought of that so I'll be gutted if it isn't!

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