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'What do you picture'? Game

439 replies

BiscuitLover09876 · 17/11/2021 20:23

Poster says a name, next post describes what they picture when they hear this name.

Looks, personality, age etc. Please don't be offended. I love it when my name comes up hilarious. 🤣

Grace

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NinaDefoe · 29/11/2021 16:53

David own his own hair salon : ‘David John Hairdressing’.
He is 54 and works part time in the salon as Senior style director and only really cuts hair for his loyal clients nowadays - many of whom have been with him since he opened in 1985.
He employs a full staff of young staff who he pays minimum wage.
He owns the salon outright , prime location in the city centre and lives a walk away in a city centre penthouse.
David has an ex partner called Neil who used to work in the salon. Their relationship ended when Neil had an affair with a young man 20 years his junior.
David is very bitter and (naturally) very angry.
Hell hath no fury like a (David) scorned.
David is out for revenge.

New name: Janice

foodiscomplicated · 29/11/2021 11:54

Loving this thread.

Denise lives in Kensal Rise. With her husband Derek. Their 5 kids have flown but are all happy and doing well in their own ways, mostly still in and around London. So every Sunday they all gather at Denise's for a giant Jamaican Sunday lunch. The kids (and now their partners too) love it, and although it leaves Denise knackered by Sunday evening it's the highlight of her week. So she never complains. Derek though knows it's becoming quite tiring, so brings her tea and crumpets to eat on a tray on for tea. And occasionally if she's lucky he gives her the best foot massage.

New name: David

NinaDefoe · 28/11/2021 20:34

Stella is married to Clara-Mai.
They have been together since 1968 when they were at university together and shared a dorm.
They shared flats when they graduated and got jobs and both sets of parents believed them to be just ‘good friends’.
Stella and Clara-Mai never told them any different.
They bought a house in Greenwich in the early ‘70s and share 4 cats who are incredibly fat and spoilt.
They are both retired teachers and whilst they love each other they have fallen into the same routine many couples fall into and get in each other’s nerves.
They have 16 nieces and nephews between them who they adore.

New name: Denise

Escourtie · 28/11/2021 19:39

Joseph is a Taxi Driver in London he is a Proper Black Cabbie he comes from the East End and knows everything has seen and done everything

He likes nothing better than a good old chin wag about The Krays who he Idolises he sees himself as a Gangster but has never Killed anyone he likes too Bare Knuckle Boxing though

he has 4 Dobermans that he walks late at night around the area looking out for Trouble

He is 70 years old and on his 3rd Marriage her name is Rita she is 47 and often referred too as Mutton Dressed as Lamb
he has 7 children that he knows off 4 boys and 3 girls and 42 Grandchildren

he also knows of several women he had flings with over the years who he has seen with children that could possibly be his as well

New Name
Clara-Mai

AuntieStella · 28/11/2021 17:00

New name: Stella

AuntieStella · 28/11/2021 17:00

Jerry is about 60 and keeps having mid-life crises. His wife took him back after the first affair, but when she found him on dating sites she booted him out. Life hasn't worked out so well for him. Promotion was elusive and a career change didn't work out. But he lives in hope, even though what he would most like is a Time Turner to go back and put the time he spent cheating and bad mouthing his XW into compliments and time with her

NinaDefoe · 28/11/2021 16:33

Jane is 47 and a librarian. She tells anyone who will listen how busy and stressful her job is.
So much to do and so many people to serve.
Jane works part time but often has time off when things get on top of her.
She is hoping to retire soon if her husband Neil gets a decent payout when he finishes at 65 in 2 years time.

Jerry

foodiscomplicated · 28/11/2021 16:00

Nick works as a yacht broker. Wears deck shoes and turned up collars. Minor (non selective) private school then Southampton uni because it's near the Solent. Nick is a straightforward chap and doesn't overthink stuff. You'd probably be happy having a swift pint with him but might find a whole evening a bit trying.

New name: Jane

AuntieStella · 28/11/2021 14:52

New name: Nick

AuntieStella · 28/11/2021 14:52

Hannah chose her name when she arrived in Britain from China, because she liked the palindrome. She's industrious to the point of having anxiety about any form of failure, but most of her friends would never know. She's a superb cook and unstintingly generous

iwantadogdhdoesnt · 28/11/2021 14:49

@Samanabanana Oh the shame, I'm a Sandra. I've just had the outside of my house painted pale grey and white too, and I'm also class rep. Might have to change my name Grin

TabithaTiger · 28/11/2021 14:43

@GimpyShrimpey

Sarah is steady and reliable, quite good at most things but not outstanding at anything (so does not rock the boat). She has a steady senior management level job, does yoga and sings in a choir. Happily married to Tom with 2.4 children.
I'm a Sarah and this is 80% accurate (not married and can't sing for toffee!)
TabithaTiger · 28/11/2021 14:41

Madeline is at a Russel Group university studying English. She was always in the top set at school, she's sporty and popular with boys and girls. She is athletic with blonde hair and is one of those girls who always seems to fit in and succeeds at anything she does. Her parents are incredibly proud of her and can't wait for her to come home from uni for Christmas.

Hannah

NinaDefoe · 28/11/2021 14:25

Madeline

NinaDefoe · 28/11/2021 14:25

Joseph’s girlfriend is pregnant with their first child. Well, I say ‘their’ first child but the truth is, they haven’t had sex yet so he’s not quite sure what’s going on.
They’re currently homeless and it’s all a bit of a mess. He’s thinking nearer to her due date they’ll pack up the belongings they have, get on their donkey and travel somewhere quiet where she can have the child without raising any eyebrows from local gossips.
Seems like a good plan!

OfficeManagerFingersCrossed · 27/11/2021 21:44

Benedict is a florist who is busy making Christmas wreaths, but drinking mulled wine whilst doing so, making them look rather haphazard. He has a pet pug called Penelope and detests hot tubs.

Joseph.

AuntieStella · 27/11/2021 18:38

New name: Benedict

AuntieStella · 27/11/2021 18:38

Susie is Gregory's treasure of a dog sitter.

Immensely capable, she also works part-time for a charity and sometimes takes dog boarders in to the office with her. When not working, she is a lady who lunches. Her DC are grown up, and she loves having the grandchildren to stay, but secretly prefers having their dogs when they go off on family holidays

DietCokeChipsAndMayo · 27/11/2021 18:31

@Shasha17

Charlotte is late twenties with a bitchy resting face. She spends a lot of her time rolling her eyes, sighing loudly and folding her arms. She has a fiance, Joey, who she is horrible to. She only tolerates him because she likes saying she's engaged, and because he's in the army so he's away a lot.

Charlotte works in an office but she has vague ideas about moving on to something else someday soon, some of higher education, but she can't think what to study as she doesn't really like anything.

Whenever she goes on nights out with her friends, she drinks too much and ruins the night because someone has to carry her home/spend the night comforting her while she drunk cries about nothing/stop her snogging a stranger/stop her starting fight etc. Her friendship group are friends from school who stuck together more out of habit than anything else, and they sort of wish they could have a nice evening out without her drunkenly ruining it but they're too scared to not invite her because she can be very mean.

Maude

Shock I know her!!!
Greenandcabbagelooking · 27/11/2021 18:25

Gregory is 67, wears wax jackets, owns a springer spaniel and likes to take long walk.

Susie

DedalusBloom · 27/11/2021 18:16

Eluned is 53 and small with greying blond hair and grey eyes. She was born in St David's and is a fluent Welsh speaker. She's fiercely proud of her mother tongue and is a champion of all Welsh culture. She is softly spoken and her accent is quite pronounced when she talks in English.

She has only recently moved back to the UK after living for nearly 30 years in New York. She went over in her 20s on a green card marriage which went tits up after about 6 months when her husband, who had been deeply in love with her, realised that she had used him solely to gain admittance to the US. He eventually moved to Florida and Eluned stayed in the big Apple, living in a tiny loft in the Bowery and working at any job that would have her to make rent. She never remarried, and would have stayed in America indefinitely has her father not become terminally ill. She has come home mainly to support her mother in her husband's last days but she finds the UK small and pokey and the accents grate on her ears.

Gregory

Steppedonalego · 27/11/2021 13:02

Forgot to add a name-

Eluned

Steppedonalego · 27/11/2021 13:01

Joy is 62, she retired early from a job as a Social Work Assistant. She sings in a choir. At Christmas, she is thrilled when the choir leader smiles at her when her name is sung in Carol lyrics.

Joy is good at sewing and will run up curtains on her sewing machine for friends. She is married to Keith, who works in IT for the police.

Flutterflybutterby · 27/11/2021 06:38

Osian is short with strawberry blonde hair and glasses. He has no interest in fashion and, despite being 19 now, his mum still buys his clothes. His interests include gaming and science. He doesn't like going outside much and would avoid it altogether if possible.

Joy

Dancingsmile · 26/11/2021 22:43

Osian