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What will Boris call his latest son?

58 replies

Millicent10 · 29/04/2020 16:11

Any guesses what his new son will be called? The other sons that we know about are called Theodore and Milo (a very Wanky name IMO).

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fuckinghellthisshit · 29/04/2020 18:39

Milo is a malted milk drink in the country I grew up in. Delicious!

IckleBear · 29/04/2020 18:38

Hector

JKScot4 · 29/04/2020 18:36

Bookies are offering odds on;
Wilfred as favourite
Winston
Alexander
George
His real name is Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.

Sheeeeesh · 29/04/2020 18:36

Ha great minds iklbooGrin

iklboo · 29/04/2020 18:35

Maurice
Horace
Norris

Sheeeeesh · 29/04/2020 18:35

I don't know but I really want it to be
Morris or
Horace

TheThingWithFeathers · 29/04/2020 18:34

I would have said something fairly traditional like Thomas or Oliver, but the dog's called Dilyn so who knows?!

MarieQueenofScots · 29/04/2020 18:34

Quintus. Middle name Orsextus.

Osquito · 29/04/2020 18:31

@FuckThisWind Grin

ednatheevilwitch · 29/04/2020 18:28

Hugo lucifer

FakeFraudSquad · 29/04/2020 18:22

Hugo I think

AnotherMurkyDay · 29/04/2020 17:18

Casper

MissMarks · 29/04/2020 17:08

It won’t be a surname name. Will be something very traditional/ obscure and not on the top fifty names list.

Taddda · 29/04/2020 17:04

Yes, I think Winston, too. If he hasn't already got one...

Grin !

FeedMeSantiago · 29/04/2020 16:58

His four children with his ex-wife are:

Lara Lettice
Milo Arthur
Cassia Peaches
Theodore Apollo

They're all 20 something so reasonably uncommon names in the 90s. All those first names feel quite current now, especially Theodore and Milo.

I reckon something a little unusual but not very out there and reasonably formal for the first name. I can't see them using Alfie or Charlie without Alfred or Charles on the BC for example.

FuckThisWind · 29/04/2020 16:30

Nero Caesar Winston Johnson.

Francina670 · 29/04/2020 16:30

Something traditional but fashionable like Jasper, Wilfred or Sebastian. Possibly Henry?

LatteLarry · 29/04/2020 16:28

@fluffyeggsontoast it's probably Lettice - as opposed to the salad vegetable

Giggorata · 29/04/2020 16:27

Yes, I think Winston, too. If he hasn't already got one...

The80sweregreat · 29/04/2020 16:26

No, I'm wrong with the more modern names. Just thinking out loud!
It'll be traditional. Thomas would be great 👍

skippetyskoo · 29/04/2020 16:26

Hugo
Jasper
Jonty

CheriLittlebottom · 29/04/2020 16:25

Septimus? As this is probably child number 7. Maybe.

Taddda · 29/04/2020 16:23

Winston, my moneys on it being at least one of the names....

LadyHofH · 29/04/2020 16:23

I would put money on it not being a surname-as-first-name. I'd say those kinds of names were in the same category as Jayden/Cayden etc, and would therefore be extremely unlikely.

I hope it's Lucretius or some such.

The80sweregreat · 29/04/2020 16:22

Boris's real name is Alexander which is a great boys name and seems much more serious than his middle name which is Boris!

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