Active discussions

Help protect children from gaming harms.

Take our survey

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Baby names

Find baby name inspiration and advice on the Mumsnet Baby Names forum.

See all MNHQ comments on this thread

Original poster

Dildo

39 replies

sallyhopkins · 03/04/2020 11:15

Thinking of calling my newborn girl dildo what do u think

OP posts:
Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
Set a reminder
Sloff · 03/04/2020 12:16

Does she have a brother called Dong?

Blackbear19 · 03/04/2020 11:54

Surely it at least deserves a capital D?

DryHeave · 03/04/2020 11:52

Need to know the surname to give a proper opinion.

FlakeyLurker · 03/04/2020 11:52

Dildo Inanus surely

DifficultPifcultLemonDifficult · 03/04/2020 11:50

I always thought Chlymidia sounded like an oddly beautiful name Grin

EmpressLangClegInChair · 03/04/2020 11:49

please don’t shorten that to Arse

I wonder what Arsene Wenger’s name gets shortened to?

ErrolTheDragon · 03/04/2020 11:35

Hm, it doesn't really work though... maybe something along the lines of 'Turki Bastia'?

Flymetothestars · 03/04/2020 11:32

Unusual but nice

Flymetothestars · 03/04/2020 11:32

Lovely name

MNHQ
LouMumsnet · 03/04/2020 11:24

Er, interesting choice but we're not sure that's on the list of Mumsnet approved baby names, @sallyhopkins.

Thanks for all the other suggestions, folks. Do please keep them coming.

The OP will have read them from afar though, sadly, as we've now shown them the door....

rslsys · 03/04/2020 11:22

Buttplug as a middle name?

CallMeHaitch · 03/04/2020 11:18

I think you mean DIDO which is a wonderfully classical name. Her boyfriend was called Aeneas but please don’t shorten that to Arse.

HennyPenny4 · 03/04/2020 11:17

Zoflora's quite popular these days

EmpressLangClegInChair · 03/04/2020 11:16

Nah. Go for Balonza-Mae.