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Dildo

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sallyhopkins · 03/04/2020 11:15

Thinking of calling my newborn girl dildo what do u think

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missmouse101 · 04/04/2020 20:07

Femidom? Mirena? They're pretty too. Or Syphilis? (Phil for short?)

seltaeb · 03/04/2020 19:56

Try Halo instead.

Geppili · 03/04/2020 19:55

Wageena-Mae

vodkaredbullgirl · 03/04/2020 18:09

Thank you OP for cheering us up lol

EmpressLangClegInChair · 03/04/2020 18:05

Wanketta & Wanksock could be lovely for twins.

viques · 03/04/2020 16:30

Lube is cute, but thinking into the future maybe not enough gravitas for a high court judge or prime minister, I mean who wants a prime minister who is a global laughing stock? Maybe something a bit Latin sounding, like Pubis, Labia or Pudenda. If you wanted to be very Rees Mogg , and had twins , you could go for Labia Majora and Labia Minora.

TheReluctantCountess · 03/04/2020 16:22

I think it’s lovely.

MondeoFan · 03/04/2020 16:18

I prefer Spit

IAmcuriousyellow · 03/04/2020 12:38

Pellagra is a nice name. As is Lupus.

IAmcuriousyellow · 03/04/2020 12:38

If you have twins they could be Anaesthesia and Asphyxia

JudyCoolibar · 03/04/2020 12:36

Anusia

Boireannachlaidir · 03/04/2020 12:34

"What do u think?"

That you need to go back to troll school and learn how to write funny posts. That was rubbish.

missmouse101 · 03/04/2020 12:29

Candida-Rae-Rose is surely nicer. Or Thrush-Wren-Robyn? I heard a rumour once that Dildo had an ancient and strange meaning.Halo

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iklboo · 03/04/2020 12:29

Buttplug is much more classic. Or Anal-Beads.

Bobbiepin · 03/04/2020 12:26

I once taught a Turkish girl called Dilda.

BlackNoir · 03/04/2020 12:24

KoroNa for a girl or KoviD for a boy.

Mysterian · 03/04/2020 12:24

How about Dildo-Mae?

Personally I would have thought Dildo was more of a boy's name. As in Dildo Baggins that Hobbit dude.

GarlicSoup · 03/04/2020 12:22

Clitoris is better

poptypingchef · 03/04/2020 12:21

I went to school with a girl who had an imaginary friend called Vulgar Grin

Mum2threepinkies · 03/04/2020 12:21

And syphilis for a boy!! 😆

runrabbitrunrunrun · 03/04/2020 12:19

Have you thought of schlong?

MrsMoastyToasty · 03/04/2020 12:19

A sister for Labia.

Sloff · 03/04/2020 12:17

Klitt?

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