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Anyone care to create their own royal baby name?

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ThomasRichard · 08/05/2019 22:37

You can call your royal baby anything you fancy, the more bonkers the better. It will become very fashionable no matter what you choose so you might as well have some fun.

I’d go for Horace Horatio Reginald Von Kumquat Mountbatten-Windsor 🤴

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SchrodingersBrexit · 09/05/2019 12:55

Balthazar Nikhedonia Euneirophrenia Mountbatten-Windsor

HeadlessGummyBears · 09/05/2019 12:44

Gandalf Hagrid James Apple Mountbatten-Windsor

Longdistance · 09/05/2019 12:42

Prince Rodney aka Dave

Boffing · 09/05/2019 12:41

Gary Roger Dwaine Mountbatten-Windsor

or

Sid Dick Bert Mountbatten-Windsor

SauvingnonBlanketyBlanc · 09/05/2019 11:19

Del boy Trotter the second

TurquoiseAndPurple · 09/05/2019 11:16

Mountbattenberg 😂😂😂

Rightoutofhere · 09/05/2019 10:37

I love these Grin any more?

Bobbiepin · 09/05/2019 10:10

Literally just Princess.

She'd be Princess Princess.

TurquoiseAndPurple · 09/05/2019 10:09

Pathenope Tallulah Mounbatten - Windsor

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ThomasRichard · 09/05/2019 09:42

For a girl...

Aurelia Ethelberta Elizabeth Alexandra Victoria Mary-of-Scots-not-Bloody Mountbatten-Windsor

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Rightoutofhere · 09/05/2019 09:41

Alexandra Georgiana Pinot Grigio Battenberg

TitianaTitsling · 09/05/2019 07:03

HRH Sylphedelia Marguerite Veruca Magrat Note Spelling Mountbattenberg

drspouse · 09/05/2019 07:00

Let's have a girl
Adelheid Tracey Primula Battenberg

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ThomasRichard · 09/05/2019 06:50

Todger Grin

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Sparklysunflower · 09/05/2019 06:25

Archibald Kevin Maximilian Mountbatten Windsor

NameChangedNoImagination · 09/05/2019 03:00

Auberon Sacheverell Cosmos Percival Mountbatten-Windsor

FrozenFrog · 09/05/2019 00:22

Dilbert Rooftile PintofMild Gladrags Mountbatten Windsor FRCRB (Fellow of the Royal College of Royal Babies)

YetAnotherBloodyNameChanger · 09/05/2019 00:18

Winston DeShawn Femi Glenroy Mountbatten-Windsor

Rightoutofhere · 09/05/2019 00:08

Rupert Tarquin Todger Mountbatten-Windsor

MrsMoastyToasty · 09/05/2019 00:06

Dave

CoffeeRunner · 09/05/2019 00:04

HRH Warplestone Wilberforce Mountbatten-Windsor. Known by his parents as Jeff.

iklboo · 08/05/2019 23:20

Artichoke Glabella Philtrum Gethsemene Mountbatten-Windsor

Ivestoppedreadingthenews · 08/05/2019 23:17

Ethelred Rupert Xavier Mountbatten-Windsor

UrsulaPandress · 08/05/2019 23:15

Cecil Roland Holland Mountbatten Windsor.

Netflixandchilll · 08/05/2019 23:13

Fuck! Too early

HRH Prince Harrington Debonaire Wigbert Mountbatten-Windsor