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I just threw a baby name book across the room - argh!

238 replies

Somerville · 18/07/2017 20:56

Stupid baby name book, where the boy section is missing one syllable names.

Well... there are a few that are short for something (Matt, Nick), which I dislike on their own, and having a longer name on BC defeats the purpose.

And a few more that are just... not very dashing interesting.

Oh and others that don't fit our other essential criteria - which is not ending with the letter L and being able to work okay in both France and Ireland as well as UK.

Indulge me for a moment that the issue is my baby name book and not our (unfortunately, wholly necessary) criteria, alright?! Any ideas?

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GinIsIn · 20/07/2017 12:41

Conn?! Grin

MikeUniformMike · 20/07/2017 12:39

Oh lordy!

MikeUniformMike · 20/07/2017 12:38

Blake?
Blaise?
Why is Conn not ok in France?

spinassienne · 20/07/2017 12:03

Arf @ calling a French baby Conn.

Thewolfsjustapuppy · 20/07/2017 11:52

Most of the names I immediately thought of have been mentioned. Niall to me has only one syllable but I have always pronounced it Neal.
Conn is nicer than Connor
Mose or Moss are nice and work in both countries I think.

Badgoushk · 20/07/2017 11:48

I know it's two syllables but what about Hugo?

Twistmeandturnme · 20/07/2017 11:33

Screech?

Ginlinessisnexttogodliness · 20/07/2017 11:28

Good luck.
Hey how about Mozart? Or Strad? Or Yehudi? 😉 sorry couldn't resist

Somerville · 20/07/2017 11:22

I was pretty sure you did... but some MNers are painfully literal!

Thanks all - I have to get to an end of term primary school violin concert now. These suggestions will help keep a smile on my face through the screeching.

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Ginlinessisnexttogodliness · 20/07/2017 11:19

@Somerville I know 😉

Somerville · 20/07/2017 11:18

I wasn't really considering calling my child Drake. And DH's a bit gullible, but I'm pretty sure he wouldn't fall for me wanting to call him Wind or Boot. Grin

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spinassienne · 20/07/2017 11:16

Loup means wolf doesn't it?

Yes, but it is an actual proper boy's name on this side of the Channel, I didn't just pull it out of my arse Wink

Ginlinessisnexttogodliness · 20/07/2017 11:12

@Andtheresaw I don't know why but your suggestion of Breathe has actually reduced me to shaking with laughter, tears running down my cheeks.

Ginlinessisnexttogodliness · 20/07/2017 11:09

@Somerville are you a fans of the hip hop RnB "megastar" Drake?
Just wondering, because the name has a contemporaneous association with him, and he's a certain - ahem- kind of fellow.

I'd avoid giving my son the same name as a misogynistic fuckwit

Andtheresaw · 20/07/2017 10:44

Loup means wolf doesn't it?
Go animal: Wolf, Fox, Shark?

Andtheresaw · 20/07/2017 10:43

Right; your criteria for normal names is coming up blank so I think we need to go a little off-piste and veer into arty/hippy/more unusual names. I give you:
Oak
Beach
Beech
Sea
Ash
Wind
Green
Boot
Breathe
Race
Ace
Sun

Tell Lovely if he won't let you have Beau you're picking one of these..chortle

Somerville · 20/07/2017 09:39

September, OhTheRoses. And of course. Smile

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sashh · 20/07/2017 06:15

What about Huw rather than Hugh? Also you could claim it stands for 'hanything you want'.

Nik/Nick, Alf, Bob, Jack, Bryn, Phil, Pat, Ian, Gus

Or have a look at some American / Aussie ones

Mitch
Troy
Bryce
Shep
Zeke
Clyde

OhTheRoses · 20/07/2017 05:06

When is this lovely boy due btw? You will come back ad tell us how it went and what you decide I hope.

Tretchikoff · 19/07/2017 23:24

Sean
Tate

Somerville · 19/07/2017 22:54

Now if that stupid book had included names like Drake and Loup I'd have never got so stuck. Grin

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OhTheRoses · 19/07/2017 22:24

Perhaps not Geoffrey Charles but Geoff.

spinassienne · 19/07/2017 22:22

shame Ls are verboten as Paul would have been a good contender.

NameChange30 · 19/07/2017 22:20
Grin
spinassienne · 19/07/2017 22:17

I'm going to throw Loup into the mix. Very cute. Or Franck (a bit beauf). Or Swann. ok not Swann

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