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596 replies

Mrsknackered · 26/02/2017 19:19

Esmeralda
Rosamund/Rosalind/Roseanna
Celeste

No reason they just make me feel funny!
Lighthearted- no offence meant.

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Onedaylikethi5ayear · 26/02/2017 20:55

I met a small girl called Justice recently, Justice!?!

My Dd's name has been mentioned and I am saddled with a hyphenated name, it's such a faff 'do you want to be called first name or second name?' plus there's forms and things that don't let you have hyphens. I would not subject a child to it.

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TheLegendOfBeans · 26/02/2017 20:54

I hate Josh too. That name smacks of "guy all the girls want who's basically a man-whore".

In other news, all the Duncans I know are fat.

MsGameandWatch · 26/02/2017 20:54

Lexi
Celeste
Lola
Finn
Louie
Caleb
Seth
Kane
Chloe
Phoebe
Wren - so fucking twee it makes me nauseous.

hearyoume · 26/02/2017 20:53

Oh and Alan. I fucking hate the name Alan. I've met so many shitty Alans and it is such a drippy name.

WhiskeySourpuss · 26/02/2017 20:53

I'm in Scotland Troll not sure if this makes it worse but they are all pronounced correctly - by me at least as DS has an Irish name so it never sounds right when others say it

TheLegendOfBeans · 26/02/2017 20:53

Ella
Ava

Just make me think of blowsy barmaids.

...and my worst

Summer. I irrationally can't stand it and I don't know why. It's the name schoolyard queen bees would have.

Disclaimer: the masculine version of my DDs name has appeared on this thread so yes, different strokes...

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Positivitee · 26/02/2017 20:52

James is over used too. It's the obligatory male middle name equivalent of Mai I'm sure.

gtyrfctsrght · 26/02/2017 20:51

Awful names for people my age -
Darren
Kevin - Americans still love this name!! Why???
Brian
Dave (but I like David)
Mike (but like Michael)
Jeremy
Julie
Claire
Donna
Sharon
Karen
Tracy
Michelle (alright Chelle?)

Awful names popular now -
The Jaden, Caden, Haden thing
Cody/Coby
Alfie
Archie
Anything-Mae
Lily
Scarlet
Amber
Amelia (used to love it but so common now)
Kieran
Oliver
Olivia

DD knows a Herbie WTAF!!

Babyroobs · 26/02/2017 20:50

Yep Jaxon and Maddox. Bloody awful.

Positivitee · 26/02/2017 20:50

Oh yes Jacob is pretty awful and Jack.

feckitt · 26/02/2017 20:50

Slightly off topic but I know someone who knows someone who has called her two boys Jacob and Noah - because she likes modern names!!

Babyroobs · 26/02/2017 20:49

All the Jordan's I know are big trouble !!

lauryloo · 26/02/2017 20:49

Anything with mae/may tagged on the end

And jaxon.

hearyoume · 26/02/2017 20:49

Jordan. Hate it.

Anything with a hyphenated May/Mai/Mae on the end.

Pippa.

Upyourdaisy · 26/02/2017 20:49

Mine too WhiskeySourpuss

All 5 end in the 'ee' sound as well.

TrollTheRespawnJeremy · 26/02/2017 20:48

Whiskey, I am in Scotland and names ending in 'y' can sound a bit rough in our accent ifyswim.

In England you have a soft 'ay' whereas up here it's a hard 'ie'

Babyroobs · 26/02/2017 20:48

Three out of four of my kids names have been mentioned on this thread ! Funnily enough the only one that hasn't been mentioned is the one that over the years I have considered might be a slightly chavy name !!!

oohloolala · 26/02/2017 20:48

Came back to say yes MumBod!! I really don't get the same initial thing

LobsterQuadrille · 26/02/2017 20:47

Malcolm, Colin and Trevor.

I have a hyphenated name and a very lovely niece called Darcy. My own DD's name hasn't appeared yet but I'd be quite happy if it did Smile

Upyourdaisy · 26/02/2017 20:46

I didn't realise Jacob was so widely disliked! If dd4 had been a boy it was on my (very short) shortlist. Good thing she was a she then Grin

Fooshufflewickbannanapants · 26/02/2017 20:46

Wow only one out of my six has been mentioned and only once! Phew I hate abcde (absody)

maggiethemagpie · 26/02/2017 20:45

Dwayne
Dwight
Cedric
Caleb

And for girls...Ailsa really gets on my wick for some reason.

MumBod · 26/02/2017 20:45

And broadening it out, people who give all their kids the same initial need a good shake, too.