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Wanko - wwyd?

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MangosteenSoda · 10/09/2016 07:20

Not actually a baby (thankfully)!

I work in higher education in Asia and it's typical for students to choose an 'English name' to go by. Sometimes their parents give them one when they are little, but it's more usual for them to choose their own name later on. Many keep the name to use in their professional lives.

I say 'English name' because the names are often not English and/or actual names, but are always referred to as English names eg. Cantona, Makino, Wire, Hamster, Yo, McWing.

I've heard so many that I don't really notice how strange they sound any more and I always take the position that it's just a bit of fun and the student can always change the name or just use their real name in the future.

I had previously thought that I'd only tactfully say something if the name was offensive and I have never come across that before, until I met Wanko. Now, tbf, there is a well known high street shop here called Wanko, so I know where she got it from and it's not as bizarre a pick as it may seem. I asked if she really loved the shop, but the answer was that it's just the most beautiful sounding word she had ever heard. I left it at that.

After mentioning this to DH, he thinks I have an obligation to discreetly let the girl know that it's not a good choice. I think it's none of my business and that it probably won't hold her back at all here so I'm not going to say anything that might embarrass her. If it wasn't the name of a famous shop, I'd probably say something.

I'm not having a big dilemma or anything, but thought I'd canvass for wwyd opinions because I've seen a lot of strong opinions (both ways) recently about names which really don't work in English. I'm interested to know what people think about this.

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MangosteenSoda · 16/09/2016 14:06

Thanks for the input. Yes, I will tell her but will put it off until the end of the semester.

The shop Wanko has a sister store called Veeko, so there's an option. I'll mention the W names suggested in this thread as well.

I would definitely want to know if my name meant something laughable/offensive in another place, but I don't get the impression that people here care that much about it. My name is a male name in Italy and I usually use another form of it when I travel there as most Italians find it hilarious, but it's not that funny after explaining for the thousandth time...

Ryooki, I met a Suppaporn in Thailand. That made me smile.

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TheNewWife · 16/09/2016 11:42

One of my Indian colleagues was a beautiful girl called Dikshitta. I was mortified by explaining how her name came across in English (especially as I was later advised it was a very common and regarded to be a 'pretty' name)
However, she was very relieved to know and amended it to 'Dee' for work purposes

Ryooki · 13/09/2016 14:24

Tell her, for her own good as much as anything else. She'll always be the butt of the joke otherwise, like my friend 'Porn' from Vietnam! That's her actual name though. She didn't choose it!

What about Wanda? I know it's not the most glamorous name generally speaking but it's close to Wanko (and a girls name too - bonus!).

JazzAnnNonMouse · 13/09/2016 08:36

I would tell her

ClashCityRocker · 11/09/2016 21:00

I'd just tell her frankly what it means.

I'm sure there are some Western names that don't translate well into other languages or cultures.

ScarlettO89 · 11/09/2016 20:46

When I worked at a university we had two Chinese students called Winky Ho and Wanting Wang....

Just had to put that in

pepperpot99 · 11/09/2016 20:41

Wacko is as bad as Wanker or twat. Just no.

5moreminutes · 11/09/2016 09:12

As Louche says Kim is a traditional male name (as in Kim by Rudyard Kipling)... Its no more "a girls name" than Jamie or any other unisex name/ boy's name now used more for girls. Letting the poor boy get so upset for no reason seems a bit unfortunate!

LoucheLady · 11/09/2016 09:00

Kim can be a boy's name too though.

Thenorr · 11/09/2016 08:01

We had a student who's English was quite poor and had chosen Kim for himself from a soap opera. When his English improved enough for him to realise he'd chosen a girls' name he was totally devastated and we didn't see him for weeks so I'd suggest you tell her...

minatiae · 10/09/2016 20:22

reverse not referree stupid phone!

minatiae · 10/09/2016 20:22

Tell her definitely! I'd want to know if it was the referee and I picked an Asian name with a meaning like that.

If she likes the sound she could change it to Janko. It's a mans name but still a million times better than Wanko!

Comingfoccacia · 10/09/2016 20:21

There was the girl who chose Vagina as her English name as she thought it sounded feminine Grin

ManagersDilemma · 10/09/2016 20:17

Yes, indeed - I used to work with a Randy [gap so the poor man can't be Googled] Marker. It was hard to keep a straight face.

eddiemairswife · 10/09/2016 15:44

It makes me laugh when I hear of Americans called Randy.

ImperialBlether · 10/09/2016 15:36

Here's the link about the teenager. Her mum is Lisa Maxwell off Loose Women and she looks just like her, I think. Very enterprising girl!

CaoNiMa · 10/09/2016 15:34

And I just remembered a guy I met who called himself The Ice Man Zhang. I wonder if he still goes by that moniker!

CaoNiMa · 10/09/2016 15:33

In my first office job in China we had an intern who went by "Kinky". The English managing director managed to persuade her to change it to "Katherine" Blush

ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe · 10/09/2016 15:16

We had a nanny once called Miss Titty.

HerRoyalNotness · 10/09/2016 15:12

There was an article in the paper the other day about a british teenager who has started an online service helping Chinese parents give their DC English names to avoid this sort of thing.

She's made about 40k so far. Very enterprising!

VioletBam · 10/09/2016 15:08

We had one that went by Tennis and another who was Motorcycle

AnchorDownDeepBreath · 10/09/2016 09:34

Napoleon and Tarzan are just preferences though - there's nothing intrinsically wrong with either of those names. Wanko is different.

I think your policy of only getting involved if the name is offensive is good.

avocadosweet · 10/09/2016 09:32

I'm with Devon - tell her it isn't lucky and suggest something else, maybe Anka if she likes the sound of the word? Or Wanda if she likes the letters? No need to say anything to Napoleon or Tarzan!

MangosteenSoda · 10/09/2016 08:13

Fair enough. I'll say something at the end of the semester, probably that she should stick to her original name if she visits the UK because the meaning is, umm, delicate!

I kind of thought that if I'm saying something to one student, I should probably also give Napoleon, Tarzan et al a heads up that their names will raise eyebrows and I really don't want to go down that route. I guess Wanko is a bit of a special case though.

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MrsHulk · 10/09/2016 07:51

Yeah I'd tell her. Nicely obviously, but only fair to warn her that the name has a meaning in the U.K.

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