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Give me some outlandish girls names

160 replies

EllenDegenerate · 13/08/2016 18:47

Only stipulation is that they can't be 'made up' names and no creative spellings.

What's the most outlandish/borderline ridiculous name you've heard bestowed on a baby girl?

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rainbowstardrops · 14/08/2016 09:29

I know a Charisma. She's lovely.
I actually quite like some of these names Blush

BoboBunnyH0p · 14/08/2016 09:21

Honestly Missy Pitts is genuine (Pitts is her surname) I did a double take and didn't quite believe my son at first, until I saw her name on her tray in the classroom. Very unfortunate case of not thinking about a first name and surname together.

pieceofpurplesky · 14/08/2016 02:48

Kyona
Petal
Pepper (which I love)

pieceofpurplesky · 14/08/2016 02:46

Duchess
Velvet
Bonnie-Blue
Sian (pronounced Syan

manicinsomniac · 14/08/2016 02:44

I love a lot of these Blush - wouldn't be brave enough to use them though.

Only 'outlandish' names I have actually met are:

Blue, Chymme, Katinka, Ocean, Antigone, Tree (?!), Karenza, Atlanta, Dakota, Summertime, Chastity, Pandora and Eriskay.

EmpressOfTheSevenOceans · 14/08/2016 02:39

Tyger-Trinity. And I used to volunteer with three friends called Armani, L'Oreal & Chanel.

HedgehogHedgehog · 14/08/2016 02:30

I knew someone at school called Wing Wong. She had chosen the name Wing herself as her English name after she had read it in a book (she was from Hong Kong) why no one gave her any advice about not choosing that name i dont know.

FastWindow · 14/08/2016 02:28

Cake no! that's terrible. '' Porsche, stop annoying Fairy''. No wonder teachers are leaving. Grin

Calico is rather nice, actually

CakeRattleandRoll · 14/08/2016 02:02

I've taught a Fairy and a Porsche.

LauderSyme · 14/08/2016 01:53

I knew a Carmelina once. It really suited her but her actual name was Natasha!

NoncommittalToSparkleMotion · 14/08/2016 01:40

Calico, like Alice Cooper's daughter. I'd never use it, but I really like it.

Oh, and Rarity, like My Little Pony.

FellOutOfBed2wice · 14/08/2016 01:31

I've taught an Amber-Skye and a Duchess!!

JenLindley · 14/08/2016 01:24

I know a girl called Oakley specifically named after the sunglasses Grin

oldlaundbooth · 14/08/2016 01:23

Knew a kid called Princess. Her family name was extremely fairy tale like too, the poor kid.

Canyouforgiveher · 14/08/2016 01:21

Jacinta was quite popular in Ireland for a while - one of the girls who saw the "apparition" of our lady at Fatima was called Jacinta.

I know a Naveah. I don't think it is in the realm of "trixiebelle froufrou" It is just a new combination of letters that sound ok as a name. Clodagh, which was quite popular in Ireland, was a name made up by some landowner in Waterford in the 19th century if I remember correctly - named her after a river. Fiona was made up by a Scottish writer in the 18th century.

I would have loved to name a daughter Isabeau ... the she-devil of Europe apparently in the 14th century. (I also LOVE the Scottish name Ishbelle)

oldlaundbooth · 14/08/2016 01:20

Theakston? ShockGrinWine

oldlaundbooth · 14/08/2016 01:19

There's a female athlete called English Gardner Grin

Doinmummy · 14/08/2016 01:16

herecomesmytrain Fophie reminds me of this

Give me some outlandish girls names
SpaceDinosaur · 14/08/2016 01:10

Hortencia
She changed her name to this at 18.
Clearly didn't think through the potential abbreviations... Friends call her "Hor" Confused

Pollyanna (I love this!)
Daphne
Gertrude
Maribelle
Yamama (pronounced "yo mama" I kid you not)
Rowena

FATEdestiny · 14/08/2016 01:02

The son of my Dads friend is called Theakston (the beer brand)

I know a Mums who's daughters are Armani and Dolci (both fashion brands)

I know a Disney Princess fan who had only sons and finally had a girl - called Aurora Belle

WindPowerRanger · 14/08/2016 00:51

Richaela and Richenda (not related!)

FATEdestiny · 14/08/2016 00:47

I've taught a Pebbles and a Rocky.

A teenage girl who lives on the same road as me is called Jupiter

There's a character in the book I am reading called Diondra

At my child's school is a girl called Bluebelle who's sister is called Tallula-Light

I know two older women (in their 60s) called Nova

HerRoyalFattyness · 14/08/2016 00:32

Armarni-Chanel.

I wish I was joking.

BeastofCraggyIsland · 14/08/2016 00:25

Fophie??!! GrinGrin

Merida Adventure sounds like a Mexican theme park. Maybe the parents went to Cancun and really enjoyed it Confused

WaitrosePigeon · 14/08/2016 00:25

Cricket