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Clement, Clarence, Roscoe or Gilbert?

164 replies

ammature · 27/08/2015 13:13

We are totally settled on Astrid if we have a daughter, LOVE IT! but a little confused for a boy. We always had Roscoe in mind way before I was ever pregnant but since being pregnant have come up with a few others. Gilbert, my husband like Gil and I like Bert as nick names, worried child will have 2 diff nicknames! Also like Clarence, Roscoe and Clement, Florian is an outside possibility too. Any thoughts?

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Laquila · 27/08/2015 14:36

Yes and no, Villainous - I do think people feel braver sitting fairly anonymously behind keyboards than they might otherwise, if actually faced with people whose names they weren't keen on. Then again, maybe I'm just a lot more polite than I thought I was :)

StanSmith - the Gilbert I know (I'm actually married to him but didn't want to out myself...) reports very minimal teasing due to name, back at junior achool, and wouldn't change it for anything. Thank you for your concern, but his relationship with his parents is excellent!

Going back to a comment from a poster on the first page - something along the lines of "I think some Munsnetters must live in different worlds to me and my friends" - well, yes. Obviously not literally. But as someone else has said, I guess people are comfortable with what they're used to, hence the unbridled horror at something other than the norm for their community/environment.

jorahmormont · 27/08/2015 14:32

'Give me your opinion on these names!'

'We hate them'.

'ONLY NICE OPINIONS YOU MEANIES'.

villainousbroodmare · 27/08/2015 14:29

Unfortunately I reckon that the typical opinion expressed here will be mild and tolerant compared to that of the brutal general public.
If someone is lucky enough to be a very cool or witty or charismatic person, they can however make any name work for them.

StanSmithsChin · 27/08/2015 14:25

I didn't say hate I said don't like.

Jacob
Thomas
Lily
Grace.

Some like those names some don't. When choosing them we tried tio imagine them at school/work/pensioners and tried to make sure the names fit either in full or shortened.

BeautifulBatman · 27/08/2015 14:22

I think they're terrible names tbh. The only one I like is Roscoe - but only because it was the name of an old friends doberman pinscher pub dog that used to help itself to pork scratchings at closing time. Sorry.

ammature · 27/08/2015 14:20

What are your kids called? Can't imagine that I hate my unborn baby based on my name choices but if you think so

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titchy · 27/08/2015 14:18

Sorry another one in the hate them camp - they're all mummy's boy names to me. Completely different to Astrid who is a strong independent female imo.

StanSmithsChin · 27/08/2015 14:18

I do get the feeling some parents just don't like their child given some of the cringe worthy names I see on here. However your baby your choice I just wish some parents would try to look in to the future a bit to see how their chosen name will affect the child.

nicknamenoname · 27/08/2015 14:14

I came across a toddler called Clement yesterday. I don't really like it, as it'll definitely end up being shortened to Clem which reminds me of "clammy".

Of your choices, my preference would be Roscoe, although it'll be tricky if you couldn't live with the nn Ross. Gilbert is OK.

Florian is a bit too feminine for my liking. If you like the -ian ending, how about Julian, Simeon, Gideon?

Others you might like are: Laurence, Edmund, Wilfred, Peter.

Branleuse · 27/08/2015 14:12

I like them, but youre pretty brave asking for opinions on names here. I have seen most of my kids names slated on here on other peoples threads. They can go fuck themselves obviously, but it does sting a bit.

Gilbert is one of my ds' middle names.

RunAwayHome · 27/08/2015 14:04

Not keen on any of them. Too frilly or something. just give out a fussy sort of vibe. Old fashioned, but not in a good way.

I know girls with nicknames of Clem and Clemmie.

Clement is the best of the lot for me.

Not hugely keen on Astrid either, but it's OK. Just a bit harsh sound for my taste.

Sophronia · 27/08/2015 13:59

I love Clement and Gilbert! Clarence is great too. Not so keen on Roscoe though.

Costacoffeeplease · 27/08/2015 13:57

Grin squooshed

Squooshed · 27/08/2015 13:56

And there's Clem Burke from Blondie. A Blondie connection is always cool.

But I don't think I could call out 'Clement' at the top of my voice across a crowded park.

Or Clarence, or Gilbert.

WizardOfToss · 27/08/2015 13:55

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BitOutOfPractice · 27/08/2015 13:54

You asked for any thoughts OP and you gotthem.

What were you expecting? Hearts congratulations and a medal? Wow!

I think Clement is the best (bcause Clement Attlee is a hero of mine) but I think the NN Clem is best of all

ToffeeCrisp40 · 27/08/2015 13:53

Clement or Clemence is nice. Not keen on the rest tho. Astrid reminds me of asteroid flying in space. Or the Astrid from how to train your Dragon. She'll be Nick named Dragon at school cos all kids know the
cartoon. Up to you though. Whatever floats your boat.

beardsrock · 27/08/2015 13:53

I love Astrid, it's beautiful.

I like Clarence and Roscoe.

Ikeameatballs · 27/08/2015 13:48

Roscoe or Gilbert are fine. Really don't like the rest.

What about:

Cedric
Myles
Wilfred
Seth
Amos
Quentin

Laquila · 27/08/2015 13:47

John Major = fair point

BitandBot · 27/08/2015 13:46

They don't get the fear they are just giving their opinion. Clearly if lots of people liked these names they would be in the top 10.
If you want a very unusual name for your children then accept it won't be to everyone's taste.
Personally I think they are ok. Actually I think I like Roscoe the best.

Costacoffeeplease · 27/08/2015 13:45

The thing is, you asked for opinions, people gave them, and no, I don't think they're great options either, Florian, Gilbert and Clarence are the worst, Roscoe is ok at a push

ammature · 27/08/2015 13:44

Good point BitandBot, I have no problem with people saying they don't like the names we have chosen but dampest, wet, joke names, ghastly, drippy, and ugly seems a bit much in about 5 minutes.

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Squooshed · 27/08/2015 13:43

Come on OP. You can't ask opinions about a pretty niche set of names and not expect some pretty honest/vigorous replies.

Better to hear them now rather than when little Clement or Clarence is toddling around.

p.s Being a PM does not guard against being wet. John Major. Nuff said.

EmzDisco · 27/08/2015 13:43

OP I have one of your names on my shortlist!

Clarence in True Romance is far from wet, and I know a v v cool Roscoe who DJs, amongst other things, v talented guy

I think some people live in teeny little worlds tbh, so if they don't have direct experience of something they don't like it and get the fear

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