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Which names do you IRRATIONALLY dislike?

415 replies

verelab · 25/10/2014 19:23

This is not certainly not meant to be a "bitchy names thread". The emphasis is on the word IRRATIONAL. i.e. there are some names that are perfectly innocuous, lots of other people like them, I've known some lovely people with those names (so no obvious bad associations) BUT for some reason I've always disliked them. Would be interested in hearing anyone else's bugbear names!

ANNA - just too symmetrical, and (to my ears) smug and boring

LUCINDA - I like Lucy, but for some reason the "inda" really turns me off this name

Anything with "BELLE"on the end.Annabelle, Isabelle etc Pretty on paper, but I just don't like the sound for some reason

BEATRICE again irrational, but the combination of sounds just doesn't do it for me, it does the opposite of "trip off the tongue"

This is not meant to be in any way offensive. My 3 children have really "Marmite" names, and I don't mind at all that some people don't like them.
I just think everyone finds that certain sounds "jar" with them. Do others find this?

On a different note, the Baby Names topic is brilliant and I have been a long time lurker!

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Marcipex · 29/10/2014 09:07

YY to Amelia. And it's so popular. A mystery.

Also Hannah. It looks like a cough. A really hacking cough.

MiddletonPink · 29/10/2014 09:01

Yy to Amelia.
I know someone with a Manc accent with a dd called Amelia. She also has a very loud voice.

AMEELIOH.

CookieB · 29/10/2014 08:59

Cheryl pronounced with a ch instead of the sh. Makes me cringe Confused.

ChickenMe · 29/10/2014 08:56

@ Spanners I agree about Amelia. How did it get so popular?!? I always saw it as a morose, whiny sort of name. If you're born in the 70s I think it was actually rather UNpopular in the 80s?

ChickenMe · 29/10/2014 08:53

Always hated: Ruth, Hannah, Lee, Katherine/Kathleen.
Also: Tyler/Riley/Tyrone/Tyson/Ryan and Jayden and co, Kyle, Alfie..Always these names are screeched by mum in a most unappealing way.
Dislike Irish names used where the person has no Irish heritage.
Trend for anything -Mae is boring.

SoonToBeSix · 29/10/2014 00:12

Freya it makes me think of cheese.

TheNewStatesman · 29/10/2014 00:05

Like others here, I can't stand the name Chloe. It sounds sticky and smug.

Cutesy-poo nicknamey names like Ellie/Millie/Tillie/Poppy/Alfie/Albie/Bertie. I am sorry, but some of these names are not going to date or age well.

looki · 29/10/2014 00:01

Beatrice - I can't get my head around the popularity of this name. I think its really ugly and it conjures up an image of a middle aged drab frumpy woman when I hear it.

Freya - wet wet wet

Lauren - reminds me of a wannabe reality star even though I know a lovely little Lauren.

Natalie and Natasha - I have no idea why I dislike these names so much. I just do.

Jackie/Jacqui - its so masculine and bulky.

Penelope - can't get the image of The Good Life out of my head and I find it cumbersome to look at.

EllieElla/Ellen - I really can't stand this but it may be because I knew a terrible Ellen.

Charlotte/Sharon - I dislike the beginning of these names although the literary connection with Charlotte appeals to me, I can't get past how drippy the name sounds to my ears.

CruCru · 28/10/2014 22:50

Emily - prissy and passive aggressive.
Charlie / Alfie

SpannersInTheToolbox · 28/10/2014 21:13

Amelia. I fucking hate it, horrible whiny sound, Ahh-meeel-lia. My lovely niece is called it but shortened to Millie which doesn't sound quite so bad.

LovelyWeatherForDucks · 28/10/2014 19:31

Annabelle and Amelia - not sure why, doesn't sound nice to me, too weak and nothing-ish despite looking so pretty!
Isaac - I like the IDEA of this name but never comes out right IRL (I-sack? I-Zak? I-Zuk?)
Fleur - again, feels weird to say it! Burgh?!
Joshua - It's the 'SHU-AH' on the end that never feels right! Jo-Shua? Josh-ua? Josh is OK!
William - Again, don't like the sound of it, but like the idea of it!

MasqueradeWaltzer · 28/10/2014 19:22

I once read a book in which some kids started up a club with the acronym ISAAC, and I've hated the name Isaac ever since. No idea why, because I didn't particularly hate the book Confused.

A name that makes me cringe is Melvin.

BogStandardOldWoman · 28/10/2014 19:19

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AvonCallingBarksdale · 28/10/2014 18:31

This thread is hilarious Grin. My name's been mentioned loads (I love it btw), and my DD is Alice. Actually really odd to read so many, I assume, adults writing things like "I hate Alice"!. I, obviously, love the name and DD is absolutely gorgeous, so yah boo sucks! DS's name's also been mentioned and both my DNs! Funny thread, just about masquerading under the irrational theme. Just.

Marcipex · 28/10/2014 18:27

George
Milly
Tilly

SuperScrimper · 28/10/2014 18:25

Always Louis.

I despise the sound of it. Do you say Looee or Lewis? I like Lewis but hate Looee.

It just screams wet blanket to me.

feelingmellow · 28/10/2014 18:14

Noah does nothing for me.
An aunt said Emily was a 'below stairs name' Grin Shockand I can't get it out of my head now

Alisvolatpropiis · 28/10/2014 18:14

Caroline

Much like the spread it means people either love it or hate.

thecaroline · 28/10/2014 18:08

I'm confused, what does Marmite name mean? I looked it up and it's some kind of vegetable spread?

Anyway, here are some names that I hate without reason (so I'm going to leave off the really obvious ones like Madison and Hunter, names I hate because of their sheer tackiness)

Rachel
Alice (I had no idea so many people didn't like this name. I think it's skeevy sounding)
Hannah (but I love Anna?!)
Victoria (Oh how I hate this name)
Lois (shiver)

Luke
Lucas
Matthew
David
Caleb (I know it's a legit biblical name but it seems like a fake cutesy name like Cayden or something)
Marcus (oh just hideous)

AnnieOnAMapleLeaf · 28/10/2014 17:44

Floral names. Lily, Poppy, Rose etc...

I have no idea why, I just really dislike them.

sunflower49 · 28/10/2014 17:40

I also hate Kelly and belle, for the same reason as upthread. Belly.

KoalaDownUnder · 28/10/2014 10:01

Oooh, Sebastian! I find it utterly wet and pretentious. Nearly choked (privately, of course) when a friend used it for her son years ago.

SquirrelledAway · 28/10/2014 09:44

Old lady names - Martha, Ethel, Mabel, Edith etc
Old manny names - Archie, Alfie, Wilf
Stodgy biblical names - Caleb, Seth, Aaron
Pretentious names - Ptolemy, Persephone, Hugo,
Surnames as first names - Madison, Jackson, Parker
Flower names - Violet, Daisy
1960s / 1970s names - Kevin, Nigel, Colin, Sharon
1990s / Noughties names - Jayden, Chantelle, Chelsea
Hyphenated names - Nathan-Jack, Lily-Belle

I think we picked the only two names left for the DCs Grin

BogStandardOldWoman · 28/10/2014 08:39

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LosBreakingBad · 28/10/2014 08:16

Jonathan
Christopher
Martin
Timothy
Jessica
Jayden
Teagen
Finley

I'm sure there are loads more. I just hate this trend for made up names ( Teagen) and old lady names ( Doris, Edith etc). Poor little sods.