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Which names do you IRRATIONALLY dislike?

415 replies

verelab · 25/10/2014 19:23

This is not certainly not meant to be a "bitchy names thread". The emphasis is on the word IRRATIONAL. i.e. there are some names that are perfectly innocuous, lots of other people like them, I've known some lovely people with those names (so no obvious bad associations) BUT for some reason I've always disliked them. Would be interested in hearing anyone else's bugbear names!

ANNA - just too symmetrical, and (to my ears) smug and boring

LUCINDA - I like Lucy, but for some reason the "inda" really turns me off this name

Anything with "BELLE"on the end.Annabelle, Isabelle etc Pretty on paper, but I just don't like the sound for some reason

BEATRICE again irrational, but the combination of sounds just doesn't do it for me, it does the opposite of "trip off the tongue"

This is not meant to be in any way offensive. My 3 children have really "Marmite" names, and I don't mind at all that some people don't like them.
I just think everyone finds that certain sounds "jar" with them. Do others find this?

On a different note, the Baby Names topic is brilliant and I have been a long time lurker!

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BubblegumBrigade · 31/10/2014 19:20

Christopher and Christian. They are horrid. I don't know why but they are.

sidorek · 31/10/2014 19:11

any D names... Daniel, David, Doreen... makes me cringe!

Alisvolatpropiis · 30/10/2014 11:42

Pearl

Out of interest, what names do you like?

Wishfulmakeupping · 30/10/2014 11:39

Male name*

Wishfulmakeupping · 30/10/2014 11:37

Joshua is a meh name for me my friend has one and he's lovely but I find it so boring sorry!
There lots of make names that I really dislike yet love the female version of them Iyswim so Frank, George, Philip, Harry yet adore the feminine versions of those names.
Really dislike Florence, Beatrice, Matilda and Daisy just not for me at all. Surprised Alice is getting a bashing think its a lovely name.

sunflower49 · 30/10/2014 11:09

Cuthbert just makes me think of Cuthbert Cringeworthy!Do people really use that?

I quite like Persephone though!I know a little 'sephi'.

I thought that about Sarah in the 1980s-there were so many of them.

I know a young man whose initials are 'L.E.G' as well :)

ConkerTime · 30/10/2014 10:53

Oliver.

It is irrational.

I know a quite nice one atm so maybe that will help.

Pearljam79 · 30/10/2014 10:42

Really hate the 'trendy' (Eden, Nico, Kayden) and 'retro/vintage' names (Ivy, Ada, Albie) they're just going to date so quickly and those poor kids are going to have to live with them for the rest of their lives just because their parents thought they were being cool??
Most of the time it's just to impress their friends and keep up with the Joneses. Utterly pretentious.
Then there's those names that just make you raise your eyes to the heavens (Athena, Persephone, Cuthbert).
I also hate that people are so boring and can't be bothered or simply have no imagination (Sarah, Jane, Johnathon, David). You spend nine months waiting for your baby to arrive and in all that time you can't think of anything decent to name your child?? Or you just go along with everyone else on the estate (Jade, Chelsea, Kai).
Also in the same vein, names that end up looking ridiculous as initials (Violet Ann Jones) and Christian names that grate with surnames (John Thomas) Oh, and those names that clash with your brother's and/or sister's (Chris and Fliss)......think it through people!!

NorbertDentressangle · 30/10/2014 08:37

Hebe just makes me think of the heebee-geebees.

feelingmellow · 29/10/2014 20:34

Hebe is just wrong. Sounds like mad old woman
How is it pronounced?. Heebee or Heeb? - not attractive whichever way.

professornangnang · 29/10/2014 20:17

Isabella, Olivia and Ella all sound pompous to my ears but I know there's nothing wrong with them.

kerstina · 29/10/2014 19:46

Not sure why I enjoyed reading this thread so much !
I am surprised Alice is so unpopular too I wish I had of been called Alice instead of my more dated similar sounding name.
I dislike Pretentious names like Reuben, Tarkquin, Jeremy,Timothy. Also Nigel,Barry ,
Girls wise don't like Liz, Heidi,Susan,Keira,Lisa,Iona, could go on and on !

Jynxed · 29/10/2014 19:32

I absolutely hate any name used for an English king - you can't get more irrational then that! Henry, Edward, George, William: they all set my teeth on edge. Foreign kings are ok though.

redjumper · 29/10/2014 19:19

And Xanthe!

A xanthelasma is a yellow lesion under the eye linked with raised cholesterol. Why would anyone call their child after a skin disease?

redjumper · 29/10/2014 19:12

Seth. It makes me think of sick

ginnycreeper5 · 29/10/2014 19:01

Martha
Arthur
Gertrude
Agnes

In fact, anything that sounds old lady/old man, masquerading as Vintage pull the other one

Leanne
Daisy - Only cows should have this name
Most Flower names. they all sound trite

Regina. A name loved by Poash people apparently, but it sounds SO wrong Blush
Same with Vanessa. The V is too harsh and gutteral and The Va part is too much like Va gina Just yucky.

Alice is a pretty name. Surprised to see people don't like it. Alicia is nice as well.

sunflower49 · 29/10/2014 16:19

I know somebody with a Lavinia and yes, first thing that springs to mind is nickname 'Lavvy' or 'Loo' or whatever other crueler ones kids'll undoubtedly come out with for her, at some point!

feelingmellow · 29/10/2014 16:04

Sean when not Irish - just seems wrong
Charmaine - obviously . Why, just why would anyone do it?
Wayne - ditto
Rex - a dog's name
Sebastian - namby pamby
Julian - ditto
Lavinia - reminds me of lave or lavvy and bronco toilet paper - ugh

coastergirl · 29/10/2014 15:11

Really "trendy", made-up sounding names. They just bug me, I can't help but pull a stupid face when I hear them. Usually things like variations of Hayden: Kayden, Jayden etc. And Cason, Mason etc.

cruikshank · 29/10/2014 15:06

It always makes me think of crying statues.

rosdearg · 29/10/2014 15:02

MadeInChorley - every single word of that is gold-studded, nun-endorsed truth. When I was expecting dd1 I had a dream that dp and I argued about the name Bernadette, which he was determined to give her, and woke up sobbing.

When / where I was at school, 12% of the girls were called Bernadette, and the remaining 88% took it as their confirmation name. A sickening hegemony of sheet-laundering Bernie-dom

MadeInChorley · 29/10/2014 14:54

And how could I forget the name Bernardette.

Bernard is possibly the most awful boys name in the first place, and adding "ette" to the end to feminise it makes it all but intolerable. It's soooo stodgy and ugly and depressing - it is a name given to fallen women who are enslaved by nuns. And the only nickname would be Bernie... Which is just utterly dreadful in every respect.

MadeInChorley · 29/10/2014 13:43

Louise - Loo and Wheeze together. Always detested it. And the name of my DF's wife, who is not exactly my favourite person, so now it's completely rubbish in my view. Sorry if there are lots of Louise MNeters

verelab · 29/10/2014 13:36

I don't mind Amelia actually. And the (increasingly used) Mila I really like.

But a few more that I dislike (as before for no particular reason) have sprung to mind since starting this thread:

Christine (to my ears an ugly sound)
Rex (too harsh sounding, shame because it could otherwise be quite cool,with great meaning etc)
Natasha (like pp above)
And for some reason Matthew. No idea why
All better than Anna though!

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Cuppachaplz · 29/10/2014 12:36

Lucy
Well it's fine while they are little, but no Lucy should ever be older than 10
totally irrational, but I can't take adult Lucys seriously, and would want my child to one day pass 10

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