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Baby names

Find baby name inspiration and advice on the Mumsnet Baby Names forum.

If I like Placebo Aurelius and Pomander Ashanti...

153 replies

Dovahkiin · 21/02/2014 01:34

..What other names might I like?

I'm looking for a name which has absolutely no personal or cultural significance for me or my family, which clearly denotes to other parents that I'm terribly well-educated and artistic while simultaneously suggesting that I don't care in the least what other people think.

Ladies, can you help?

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NigellasDealer · 21/02/2014 21:50

what about 'Sarcoptes scabiei'?
for a boy obviously!

RhondaJean · 21/02/2014 20:58

I quite like cannula for a girl.

LurcioLovesFrankie · 21/02/2014 20:54

I had hoped for twins so I could call them Irrumator and Raphanidon.

TheLostPelvicFloorOfPoosh · 21/02/2014 20:38

Arsecrackiana Tangelo (girl)

or

Womblemas Twinkle (boy)

StealthPolarBear · 21/02/2014 20:33

I suggest F'Ann-Jo for a girl on all of these threads

ohmymimi · 21/02/2014 20:30

Aga panthers - Peri and Clo, lovely nns.

ohmymimi · 21/02/2014 20:25

I rather like Perpetua. It's just that the obvious nn sound like a strangled fart.

RhondaJean · 21/02/2014 20:13

Daks Hund Lothario is the best boys name ever.

Davidhasselhoffstoecheese · 21/02/2014 20:07

Augustus and guss for short

aylesburyduck · 21/02/2014 19:49

Is it wrong that I actually like jericho kildare?

squoosh · 21/02/2014 13:10

I would have thought you all got enough digs in on the original Plato thread?

CheeseStrawWars · 21/02/2014 13:07

I can't believe no-one's suggested Cistern Aspidistra yet.

Kerosene · 21/02/2014 13:07

Selenium Adzide

Manihot Esculenta

Magyar Angol

Silas-Bezu Teabing

HuglessDouglas · 21/02/2014 13:00

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GummiBear74 · 21/02/2014 12:58

Prinny Pistachio

MrsT2007 · 21/02/2014 12:47

Focaccia Fenella

It'll go with Ponsenby-Smythe so well, darling.

Hibou7688 · 21/02/2014 12:45

Am I the only one who can't tell if this is serious or a piss take?

YouLoveItDoreen · 21/02/2014 12:38

Cee-Phyllis? For a girl and Gonner-Rea for a boy I love Chris Rea's music Grin

UriGeller · 21/02/2014 12:25

Am being too post-ironic?

Much apologies

UriGeller · 21/02/2014 12:23

Chelsii-d'emi- Leeighe- Hunnii Dixie-Lexie Pixie-Blu.

Floggingmolly · 21/02/2014 12:22

I was taught by a Sister Perpetua...

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 21/02/2014 12:17

Pop Fulk is the only real name on the thread! Grin Grin Grin

AgaPanthers · 21/02/2014 12:15

Perineum Cloaca for a boy

Cloaca Perineum for a girl

PopiusTartius · 21/02/2014 12:11

Fulk!

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 21/02/2014 12:09

Dovahkiin 37.1. Thanks for the suggestion. Sadly baby is a girl. Smile