Try having a surname that is an everyday very common word.
People mostly have a little smirk
Then they try to change it from the ordinary everyday word it is into something more name-like.
Before changing it another something hilarious thinking they are the first person ever to have dreamed up such a funny joke 
Luckily my first name is common, as in ordinary and some might even say popular in the 70's which I love for all its ordinary-ness!!