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Help with name to go with 'unusual' (comedy) surname please!

140 replies

ToffeeJungle · 20/01/2014 17:29

I've posted before about girls names to go with our unhelpful surname Aldock (see -
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/baby_names/a1912210-Unhelpful-surname-Chloe-or-Freya-or)
but now I need boys name suggestions please!

Again, we've had to rule quite a few we like out, eg. Jacob (Jaco Baldcock) and Aidan (which I just think doesn't sound right - and as I've said in my previous thread, I don't really like alliteration).

We like Isaac but it just wouldn't work - I's a coldcock or I suck old cock??????!!!

Though we think Zac is a possiblility - Does Zac Aldcock sound ok?

Please can you give us some suggestions (boys or girls) - it's driving me a little crazy!!!!! Thank you!

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ToffeeJungle · 22/01/2014 10:38

vivipru that made me laugh!!
Am pleased to know it's not just me!!

I love Daniel but that's already in the family.
I like James and love Joseph though inevitably they'd become Jim or Joe which I don't like.
Owen is nice but wasn't sure names beginning with a vowel work as well?
Definitely ruled out names beginning with B (BAldcock) so Blake is out.
I do really like Jamie and Marcus but not sure either is strong enough?
Shame about Zac as I do love this but as has been mentioned a couple of times, if there is a risk it could sound like suck then it really is a no go.

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miffybun73 · 22/01/2014 09:56

James Aldcock

Joseph Aldcock

Daniel Aldcock

ViviPru · 21/01/2014 22:19

You do have to me careful Sadly, Mil didn't have MN thirty-odd years ago.... When I met DH online and he gave me his email address, I thought it was obscene and one of my first emails to him was asking WTF was his ridiculous, lewd email address all about. Transpired it was simply [email protected] Shock

AlternativeMoniker53 · 21/01/2014 21:48

Mustafa?

ViviPru · 21/01/2014 21:42

OMG OP hilarious thread. I have a VERY similar problem and the 'B' initial issue never occurred to me... until now! We certainly couldn't call any DD of ours Ophelia either....

My boys front runner is the highly inoffensive Rupert.....

wizzler · 21/01/2014 21:30

I don't like Zac with it, TBH, but love Sebastian, and Elijah

Rosie29 · 21/01/2014 21:29

Blake Aldock

LavenderFox · 21/01/2014 21:13

The worst comedy name I have heard was Randi Dickermore. Apparently this poor woman has a terrible time everytime she visits the UK....

Tomkat79 · 21/01/2014 15:08

I know an Owen Adcock and that works well. I like Zak too.

Rosieliveson · 21/01/2014 14:51

I always think of Jamie as a boys name.

I think it goes well with Aldcock. The J initial goes well too.

Any idea for a middle name or are you not having one?

BlueChampagne · 21/01/2014 14:01

Conrad
Daniel
Julian/Julius
Marcus

Francesca
Meredith
Julia
Constance

Definitely not Justin!

SS3J · 21/01/2014 13:52

I wouldn't go for Zac, it does sound too much like suck. My suggestions are Jack, Luke, Jonas, Edward

ToffeeJungle · 21/01/2014 12:31

Ok so not Noah! Or Arthur.... Or Ivan...
And if it was a girl, definitely not Ophelia!!!!

Jamie is nice - is it a little feminine though?

Really think we need a strong masculine name.

And no, we're not going to change surname.

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Rosieliveson · 21/01/2014 12:12

I've no idea how the bull bit got there!!!!

Rosieliveson · 21/01/2014 12:11

How about something classic like James or Jamie?

Callum Aldcock
Ben Aldcock•{
Spencer Aldcock

Twooter · 21/01/2014 11:16

Def not Noah - know a old cock?

TheNightIsDark · 21/01/2014 11:00

Blush It's not Baldcock is it. Aldcock. Mentally edit my post as you read it please!

TheNightIsDark · 21/01/2014 11:00

Rafferty could sound like Raggedy. Raggedy Baldcock is interesting!

Raphael, Henry, Samuel?

TheNightIsDark · 21/01/2014 10:58

Definitely not Arthur Grin

Or Harry. Too much like Hairy.

Is changing the surname an option?

ToffeeJungle · 21/01/2014 10:54

Ha, I definitely know it could be worse! I actually quite like it - it's our family name and I don't think anything of it in everyday use. Just when you're naming a baby it's obviously something we need to think about!

Do you think we could get away with Zac?

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omuwalamulungi · 21/01/2014 09:59

I once came across a "Mr and Mrs Fuckner" in a previous job, so it could be worse OP.

Noah is a lovely name.

Theas18 · 21/01/2014 09:53

Had another thought, revert to your maiden name and give it to the baby!

BillyBanter · 21/01/2014 09:42

I have a comedy name too.

I am, however, very grateful its not backholer.

BillyBanter · 21/01/2014 09:40

Goldcock could be quite an impressive nickname. Oh yeah baby , they call me Mr goldcock.

ToffeeJungle · 21/01/2014 09:37

Thanks Billy, that's helpful!

I have thought that we may have to rule out even more names due to initials - ie. B, C, F, G, H.

As Peppa Pig might say, this is impossible!!!!!!

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