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Most recent name to make you "huh?!"

381 replies

zingally · 09/05/2013 20:33

What names have you heard recently to make you stop in your tracks and wonder if the parents are a bit mad?

My most recent favourite is... Flossy, for a girl.
Made worse because my dads pet name for me is Flossy, or Floss. So to hear it as an ACTUAL name just makes me gawp.

Worst boys name - Banjo.

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clairebear88 · 17/05/2013 15:24

a friend of a friend of a friend named her daughter Truly and her middle name was scrumptious. I kid u not Shock

Catlike · 17/05/2013 15:09

The one I feel sorry for is Rolan Bolan (son of Marc). He probably felt that he couldn't change his name out of respect for his late dad.

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Ambridge · 17/05/2013 14:49

And of course Zowie Bowie is now Duncan Jones (apologies, haven't read whole thread so someone has probably said this).

Slightly off the point, but a friend of mine went to school with a boy called Delvin Hole....true fact.

mathanxiety · 16/05/2013 14:32

I think Jermajesty is a stroke of jenius.

I kinda like Satchel too though Satchel Farrow goes by his middle name Ronan now. He was named after Leroy 'Satchel' Paige, an African American baseball player who started his legendary career in the Negro Leagues and then continued in integrated baseball.

amazingmumof6 · 16/05/2013 13:41

Here are a few choice celebrity baby names, parent/s in brackets.

I know some of these are old news, but enjoy!

Tu Morrow (Rob Morrow)

Zuma Nesta Rock (Gwen Stefani)

Moxie Crimefighter (Penn Jillette)

Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee)

Kal-El (Nicolas Cage)

Bogart Che Peyote (David "Puck" Rainey)

Fifi Trixiebell, Peaches Honeyblossom and Pixie (Bob Geldolf and Paula Yates)

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence)

Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon)

Princess Tiaamii (Katie "Jordan" Price & Peter Andre)

Prince Michael II - nicknamed "Blanket" (Michael Jackson)

Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)

Denim & Diezel (Toni Braxton)

Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone)

Speck Wildhorse (John Cougar Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin)

Pirate (Korn frontman Jonathan Davis and porn-star wife Deven)

Rebel, Racer, Rogue and Rocket (Robert Rodriguez)

Seven (Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu)

Camera (Arthur Ashe)

Kyd (David Duchovny and Tea Leoni)

Satchel (Woody Allen and Mia Farrow)

Mars Merkaba (Erykah Badu and Jay Electronica)

Petal Blossom Rainbow, Daisy Boo, Poppy Honey & Buddy Bear (Jamie & Jools Oliver)

Bronx Mowgli (Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz)

Hero (Myleene Klass)

Diva Thin Muffin, Moon Unit & Dweezil (Frank Zappa)

Grin Grin Grin

NorbertDentressangle · 16/05/2013 13:04

ROFL at Bunny Love Grin

It sounds like some bizarre sex addiction.

squoosh · 16/05/2013 13:02

What if they're tall and not so slender? It's too cruel.

squoosh · 16/05/2013 13:01

I know a Minnie who is a Minnie on the birth cert.

Awful.

Choccyhobnob · 16/05/2013 12:48

Thanks AmandaPayne Just googled and turns out Minnie Driver's name is Amelia Fiona so that just reaffirms my opinion that it is not a suitable name to put on a birth certificate.

AmandaPayneNeedsANap · 16/05/2013 12:38

Minnie Driver is a nickname though. Minnie and Lorri Driver.

Choccyhobnob · 16/05/2013 12:21

A woman I work with has a granddaughter is called Minnie. I can see it being cute on a tiny baby/toddler I think I'd hate to be called it as an adult (although I suppose there is Minnie Driver...) either way it made me go Hmm

imaginethat · 16/05/2013 11:54

To everyone ridiculing Banjo, it is not an uncommon name in Australia, v popular in Aboriginal communities and also the name of a famous poet Banjo Paterson.

In fact many of the names mentioned in this thread are not weird or crazy, but simply have their origins in another culture.

NoMoreMarbles · 16/05/2013 11:42

A friend's DD recently had a baby girl and called her Je'Taime...

I boggled a bit at that!Smile

There's a boy called Dax and a girl called D'asher (pronounced dasher so don't get the apostrophe!) in DDs school aas well

fluffymindy · 16/05/2013 11:29

A friend of mine lived next door to a girl with two sons: Jaiden-Jay and Armani-blu................ awful awful awful (and my children have unusual names too)

McJesus is the winner though

Biscuit15 · 16/05/2013 11:18

McJesus wins hands down! Although Jesus (pron Jayzoo) is a very common name in some parts of the world (ie very catholic parts) to make it different by prefixing it with Mc is just pure genius!

tasmaniandevilchaser · 16/05/2013 11:16

o.m.g. sta-lyn. Words fail me. I think Macjesus might be overtaken there.

photographerlady · 16/05/2013 11:11

friend named her daughter Sta-Lyn. Yes it is pronounced just the same as Stalin and no she doesn't no much about murderous dictators and I don't think anyone will say anything.

tasmaniandevilchaser · 16/05/2013 11:07

macjesus! I am crying here! That has GOT to be the winner!

Some of these are very ordinary to me, clearly many MNetters don't live in London!

Craftycat3 · 16/05/2013 11:03

Oh! Just thought of some others - again from a trashy magazine article :D

Cubby Bear (Boy) and Bunny Love (Girl).

Craftycat3 · 16/05/2013 11:00

haha glad you saw it too xigris - I couldn't remember where I saw it and was starting to think maybe I'd hallucinated it, it's so bonkers.

I also went to school with twins called Bubbles and Pebbles, and they had an older sister called Cleopatra. Unusual for sure.

Biscuit15 · 16/05/2013 10:58

The worst I've ever heard is always in Glasgow (from where I originate) so far I've heard " Right, Armani, if ye don't eat yer chips yer no gettin' any ice-cream!" " Mercedes McGonnagle, get aff that wa' (wall) noo!" and my all time favourite called out to a toddler who was trying to climb up the stairs on a double-decker bus "Pocahontas! Get back down here right now!" You've got to laugh!

xigris · 16/05/2013 10:54

I read that too Crafty! I think it was in Take a Break. It was an article about a woman who spent about £40,000 a year on clothes, toys etc for her (loads of) children. Smile

Craftycat3 · 16/05/2013 10:41

Read an article about a woman who named her children after perfume - with one being called DKNY pronounced 'Dikini'....

No words.

Choccyjules · 16/05/2013 10:33

Cartel.

I thought this was the word for dodgy gangs involved in gambling, drugs etc?

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