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What are bad names to call your baby

40 replies

AmiorEzzy · 27/04/2013 08:46

I am expecting a baby boy what should I call him?

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fussychica · 27/04/2013 14:29

A five minute wonder name eg named after some celeb of the moment
A made up name/spelling
A name which is silly with your surname eg Eileen Over
What everyone else has already said.

breatheslowly · 27/04/2013 10:46

I'd try not to give him a name so unusual that most people's first thought is "that's not a name".

CheesyPoofs · 27/04/2013 10:45

Satan
Judas
Hitler
Gaylord
Sue

Dontbugmemalone · 27/04/2013 10:31

It depends on what names you like?

Agree to not rhyming with swear words.

insanityscratching · 27/04/2013 10:08

Don't give him a name and then alter the spelling because the poor child will be forever spelling his name for people. So James would be good but Jaymz would be bad.

EhricLovesTeamQhuay · 27/04/2013 09:46

How and why can we tell you what to call your child? There are millions of variables. Don't call him Sue.

TheFallenNinja · 27/04/2013 09:40

Anything that rhymes with swear words Grin

noblegiraffe · 27/04/2013 09:09

Celebrities might be able to get away with Peaches or Apple, but Banana is a no.

scaevola · 27/04/2013 09:03

I know a Weasel! (nn for Louis/Louise)

scaevola · 27/04/2013 09:02

Those were bad naming strategies not clear from difference betwee title and ZoP which you actually want.

Good naming strategies are: names you've always loved (especially if you can get DP's blood off the carpet when you realise his ideas are different), and names which honour ancestors.

turkeyboots · 27/04/2013 09:01

Weasel would be bad.

scaevola · 27/04/2013 09:00

A name which is traditionally a girls name.

Anything that sounds rude with your surname.

DonDrapersAltrEgoBigglesDraper · 27/04/2013 09:00

Bernard.

noblegiraffe · 27/04/2013 08:55

Hitler

DonDrapersAltrEgoBigglesDraper · 27/04/2013 08:51

Bad, as in good?