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*Judgementalness alert* Worst DC/sibling names you've ever heard.

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DancesWithWoolsEnPointe · 19/11/2012 20:56

I know someone whose daughter and son are called Paris and Troy. Really! Aside from being utter rubbish, I mean, if we are going with mythology Paris is a boy not a girl, and Troy is a place not a person! Its Paris and Hector surely? Or Troy and Mesopotamia?

So can you top that? Go on, I could do with a laugh.

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FairyArmadillo · 09/03/2013 23:10

I hope Density is a typo for Destiny. I'd rather be called Destiny than Density.

raisah · 09/03/2013 07:50

Dolly & Molly!
Rina & Nina

iheartmycat · 08/03/2013 22:27

Peter and Andrew -brothers whose surname was ness

Fine until you saw their first initial and surnAme on the school register....

Lucyellensmum95 · 08/03/2013 21:29

smug and fucker - oh no, thats just you lot looking down your noses at peoples name choices - only read first page

BriAndLottie · 08/03/2013 21:26

Apparently my two are a bad pairing that don't go together well at all Blush not mentioned here though- yet!

Arithmeticulous · 08/03/2013 16:25

Kelly. And Maurice.

wongadotmom · 29/12/2012 18:42

Diesel and Density

FairyInTheGarden · 29/12/2012 18:37

Gabriel, Arrella & Serafina (all angels-nice concept but doubt they will thank parents for it)

Also twins now in their 30's called One & Two

Jacksmania · 25/12/2012 04:30

Anouschka and Annabelle.

Fucking terrible.

spicegirl13 · 25/12/2012 04:19

I've heard of twins Craig & David! (Remember him?!)

thegreylady · 23/12/2012 22:45

Michal and Peta are girls' names I think.

thegreylady · 23/12/2012 22:33

Liberty and Destiny and Jane...
Jane is about 15 and the others are her half sisters-same mum. They are twins and known as Libby and Dezi

puddeycat · 23/12/2012 20:24

At my senior school I had a girl called Vagina Shock (ginnie) in my class. Her brother was called Syke!

CocktailQueen · 23/12/2012 18:01

My dsis's little girl is at a childminder with a baby called . .... ECHO!!!! Wonder if she has a sib called Location??? People are nuts.

FTRsawMammykissingSantaClaus · 23/12/2012 17:53

Quads in the drs surgery, boy twins were Ronnie and Reggie and boy/girl twins girl baby was Pepsi Sad

DebK2012 · 23/12/2012 17:42

Anna, Bonnie, Crystal, Donald, Ethel and she was pregnant with another gonna be Fiona if a girl or Steve for a boy Confused

lovemybabyboy · 23/12/2012 16:15

I met sisters called Milly and Molly at a playgroup once!!

lovemybabyboy · 23/12/2012 15:45

China and Asia!!!!!!!
The mother said she was naming them after the two countries!!!!!! Shock
(I didn't tell her that China is a country in the Continent of Asia!!!!) Confused Grin

FunSizedMum · 22/12/2012 23:54

I know a Jack & his younger brother Daniel and once met twins called Tia & Maria through work. I mean I like a tipple as much as the next mum but... Xmas Confused

Ladylike1 · 22/12/2012 20:42

Cosmo and Saturn...

manicinsomniac · 22/12/2012 10:28

Gosh, 5 through 9 (and even 10) must feel really special in that house [fhmmm]

flowerygirl · 22/12/2012 10:02

The worst sibling combo has to be the children of George Foreman (American boxer of 'so good I put my name on it!' grill fame). He has 10 kids and they are:

  1. Natalie Foreman
  2. Michi Foreman
  3. Leona Foreman
  4. Freeda George Foreman
  5. George Edward Foreman Jr
  6. George Edward Foreman III
  7. George Edward Foreman IV
  8. George Edward Foreman V
  9. George Edward Foreman VI
10. Georgetta Foreman

Must get confusing!

MrsChestysGlitteryBaubles · 22/12/2012 07:28

We lived near four brothers, Fraser, fergus, Fulton & Finlay. All fine names, but my dad used to call them the F-ing Smiths Grin

yawningmonster · 22/12/2012 03:44

I haven't read all of these but in my own situation just to highlight not all is as it seems at times.
When dd was born ds decided that the name Princess Rainbow was much prettier than what we wanted to call her and she has often been refered to as Rainbow, Rain, Bow, and Princess ever since. DS has a name which doesn't traditionally get shortened to Ice or Icy but we do for some reason.

So there I was happily going about my business and I called the children over and for no reason that I can really think of I called "Rainbow, Ice come on time to go" Nekminnit little old lady toddles past "Bloody Hippys"!!!! says she.

TalkativeJim · 22/12/2012 03:24

My mother used to work with a Richard Pritchard