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Worse name you EVER heard for a child

589 replies

xmasevebundle · 30/08/2012 01:26

Today i went out and was doing shopping heard this name been called i thought it was a nickname, then the dad and nan said it to him, but fuck me i feel for the kid.

His name was DENIM.

I thought about this all day and it cant be...

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stargirl1701 · 30/08/2012 08:52

Levi.

Jehane. (Jane)

Kayanna

Tayanna.

LoveisaLaserquest · 30/08/2012 08:48

I think Libra are Australian, so am assuming the poster is from there. It's like a child being called Tampax - pretty sure most boys (am assuming teenagers) would have a field day with that!

overmydeadbody · 30/08/2012 08:44

Caleb is the worst name ever.

MrsHelsBels74 · 30/08/2012 08:41

Ladasha is an urban myth, no-one has been called that.

My mum once taught a Rockyboy. Hmm

StaceymReadyForNumber3 · 30/08/2012 08:41

Honey dragon maybe there's Spanish Influence? In the same way xavier is pronounced zavi-er?

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crackcrackcrak · 30/08/2012 08:37

Sweetie.

sockmonkey · 30/08/2012 08:31

La-a
Pronounced ladasha
I win Grin

AngryFeet · 30/08/2012 08:31

I was talking to my boss' dd yesterday who is a teacher. One of her children this year is called Judge. Very odd.

CordeliaStarling · 30/08/2012 08:31

A little girl called Solo.

VirtuousVamp · 30/08/2012 08:30

Boy called Ferrari!

UmmOfUmbridge · 30/08/2012 08:30

Hippy- jo

AngryFeet · 30/08/2012 08:29

There was a personal trainer at my gym years ago called Denim. God he was gorgeous .

jaffacakehips · 30/08/2012 08:25

Shadow!

His mother was shouting his name really loudly in Tesco a few month again. 'Shadddddooooowwwww get your ass back here you wee shite' Shock nice

Poor wee chap, very cute through.

crackcrackcrak · 30/08/2012 08:19

Liberty bell Is in the film Juno.
I do judge names. Why would you encourage your child to be picked on?

ThisIsNotHoneyDragon · 30/08/2012 08:18

Xander

Not that bad but it was

'zan'dar

I thought it was the registrars job to stop such nonsense with random punctuation

The parents logic was it insured he would always have a unique name Hmm

storminabuttercup · 30/08/2012 08:18

shesparkles I know of a pebbles too.

I like ivy though it's lovely. I can't think of any funny ones at the min. I do get Hmm about the spellings sometimes though

hermionestranger · 30/08/2012 08:15

I know a brother and sister called Jakey-George and Dior.

Rachog · 30/08/2012 08:08

I know of a girl called
loll9 kissmumkissdad (the 9 isc the correct spelling) her siblings have equally unique names but I can't remember them, although one contains 3littlebirds.

simperingsally · 30/08/2012 08:07

Some kids in my school younger than me - Oceanstar, Applestar, Adhurra, and Modesty. They are sisters.

McKayz · 30/08/2012 08:04

NurseBernard, Yes I think it is spelt like that.

I have never ever seen Libra sanitary brand in shops.

Mizza76 · 30/08/2012 08:04

Saw a birth announcement recently for a girl called Liberty Belle!

InkyBinky · 30/08/2012 08:04

Jamie Oliver's boy is called Buddy Bear. That has to be the worst name ever.

Shesparkles · 30/08/2012 08:03

Pebbles.
I shit you not, I know the parents

MrsJohnDeere · 30/08/2012 07:58

Boo. Not a nn, not short for anything.

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