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I actually think we may never, ever find another baby name which fits our criteria. What are yours?

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Psammead · 15/02/2012 14:40

I am British. DH is German. We live in Germany but spend a lot of time in the UK.

The name must be pronounced very similarly in both languages, if not the same. This means no 'th' sound, no 'j', no 'e' at the end. R can also be a problem.

The name must also be spelt in a logical way that comes naturally to both languages. C and K can be problem letters here. As can Z and S, and sometimes C and Z.

The name cannot be too modern or too old-fashioned in either country. Fashions in the two countries do not correlate with each other.

It should not be too biblical, too nerdy, should not be the name of people we know, or people we disliked at some point in our lives. It can't be too long, start with an M, or have any negative cultural associations.

It would be nice to have a nice nickname potential, and a not utterly hideous meaning.

Oh and it can't be French. Or too British or too German.

I think the next one will be named Bob. Regardless of sex.

Tell me about your criteria!

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PercyFilth · 15/02/2012 14:52

I can think of quite a few, although of course I have no idea of any personal associations which may rule them out. But you aren't asking for suggestions, are you?

Psammead · 15/02/2012 14:51

Edith, we can't use it. I like it a lot, but it's a no-go.

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Psammead · 15/02/2012 14:49

Grin I suppose it depends on how many sons you have, OvO!

Typical conversation in Casa Psammy

Me: James?
DH: Too butlery.
Me: Benedict?
DH: too popey.
Me: Rory?
DH: too... Rory
Me: Ah. Hector?
DH: too....
Me: Troy-ey?
DH: Exactly.

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EdithWeston · 15/02/2012 14:45

Alexander for both of you, then!

OvO · 15/02/2012 14:43

Must be the name of a past king of Scotland.

It's a simple yet very awkward criteria. Grin