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names you would never, ever call your child

164 replies

MamaLaMoo · 23/01/2012 12:57

Fenton

Adolf, Beelezebub, Satan, Lucifer, Jezabel, Lolita.

Any drug including alcoholic drinks (I taught an Opium - just imagine what she was like, yep just like that).

Parents/grandparents names, personally don't like the Little Johnny Junior or Little Johnny II.

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darleneconnor · 27/01/2012 05:40

Trevor
Myra
Norman
Gertrude
Medusa
God
Jesus
Moon Unit

anonymosity · 27/01/2012 05:30

bubba
rocky
moses
apple
pixie
lassie
jesus
stalin
lenin
gadaffi
osama
bowie
tracy

ThePoorMansBeckySharp · 27/01/2012 05:27

So many people ARE calling their daughters Delilah Confused
I always think 'What, like that tart in the bible?'

comedaygoday · 23/01/2012 14:27

Adolf, Ahab, Oswald, Buddy, Sonny.

Delilah, Jezabel, Unity, Honey

smogwod · 23/01/2012 14:24

Oh and Martha (which I actually love) because it's just so wrong with my surname

smogwod · 23/01/2012 14:23

Luke, Leia, George or Lucas

Only because DH would love it just too much, nothing against any of those names in themselves though

wahwahwah · 23/01/2012 14:23

After Fenton the deer chasing dog. Apparently his name was Benton. I am sure it is 'Fred' now.

Miette · 23/01/2012 14:20

Maureen, Barbara, Nigel

Miette · 23/01/2012 14:20

Egbert

GooseyLoosey · 23/01/2012 13:31

Bertha

notso · 23/01/2012 13:30

Wanker
Cunt
Cocknose

thepeoplesprincess · 23/01/2012 13:26

Jessica. I abhor it.

lockets · 23/01/2012 13:26

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poppydaisy · 23/01/2012 13:19

What's wrong with Fenton Confused.

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