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names you would never, ever call your child

164 replies

MamaLaMoo · 23/01/2012 12:57

Fenton

Adolf, Beelezebub, Satan, Lucifer, Jezabel, Lolita.

Any drug including alcoholic drinks (I taught an Opium - just imagine what she was like, yep just like that).

Parents/grandparents names, personally don't like the Little Johnny Junior or Little Johnny II.

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RobinSparkles · 27/01/2012 12:15

DD1's has Sad.

Kayzr · 27/01/2012 11:43

Mine does too Robin. I also get fed up when the DS's names pop up. They haven't so far yet on here.

I don't see the point of these threads at all.

PopcornBiscuit · 27/01/2012 11:42

Tabitha or Kitty. I dislike cats.

RobinSparkles · 27/01/2012 11:21

Mine often appears on the "Chavvy" threads Kayzr. I don't care about my name, not my fault - I didn't choose it but I get a bit narked when the DD's names are up Sad.

brandysoakedbitch · 27/01/2012 10:12

Freya, Jessica, Chloe, Caitlin, Naimh, Ellie, Amelie (shudder), Megan, anything double barrelled

Jack, Toby, Callum, Cameron, all those absolutely dreadful urchin/old man names and yes Fenton, sounds like a car part. All boys names with Ks like Kai etc

BackToBligg · 27/01/2012 10:11

Oh yeah, Kay, I get it! FWIW, I think it is lovely.

D0oinMeCleanin · 27/01/2012 10:10

Cherry Apple Rose, much to dd1's disappointment. I also will not allow her to change her first name to Katy Perry.

Kayzr · 27/01/2012 10:08

Nope. Probably would have been good though as I was one of 8 in my year at school.

Bloody parents and bloody song. Angry

BackToBligg · 27/01/2012 10:07

Are you called Opium, Kay?

Kayzr · 27/01/2012 10:04

I hate these threads as my name always appears on them.

tummytickler · 27/01/2012 10:02

I know Robin They are just not my 'thing'!

RobinSparkles · 27/01/2012 09:51

TummyTickler some of those are lovely names!

RobinSparkles · 27/01/2012 09:50

Crap bag
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

tummytickler · 27/01/2012 09:48

Nicola, Samantha, Isabel, Freya, Anna, Emma, Florence, Tiger-Lily, Niamh.

imaginethat · 27/01/2012 09:47

Nigella.

Worst. Name. Ever.

notso · 27/01/2012 09:45

It just doesn't flow with our surname PuraVida.

pilates · 27/01/2012 09:09

Tarquin
Rupert
Persephone
Chelsea
Kayleigh
Kylie
Trevor
Nigel
Derek
Barry

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manicinsomniac · 27/01/2012 08:50

About 60% of the names out there probably - just due to personal preference.

Odd question!

PuraVida · 27/01/2012 08:08

What's wrong with Cocknose? Hmm

Lonnie · 27/01/2012 08:04

Connor and Callum I cant stand them yuck.

I would never use a name like Jane, Anne, Mary I find them plain dull and BORING

DurhamDurham · 27/01/2012 05:57

Heaven
Precious
Dimple (I kid you not!)

CreamolaFoamless · 27/01/2012 05:51

Basil

danceswithyarn · 27/01/2012 05:46

Amelia
Melena
Candida

Dreadful medical meanings, the lot of them!