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I believe I have found the world's worst name

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Fishpond · 02/01/2012 21:16

Our local hospital has a page where you can view every baby born, including names / weights / parents' names. I went to search for a friend of mine's baby and found a poor, poor child with the name:

Jahlexyz Nevaeh

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Are your children’s vaccines up to date?

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CatPussRoastingByAnOpenFire · 02/01/2012 22:00

Nah! You lot needed to be here for the "Shall I call my child Kermit" thread, swiftly followed by a "help me find a Miss Piggy type name for if Kermit turns out to be a Girl"vor some such nonsense!

Get0rf · 02/01/2012 21:55

Worst name I have come across is Zhazawanie, from when I used to help out at dd's school, she would be about 20 now.

Prounounced Shaz-aw-nee

LynetteScavo · 02/01/2012 21:53

I know someone called Sadam who changed their name to Adam.

Get0rf · 02/01/2012 21:49

Kyptin!!

Pocksrule · 02/01/2012 21:47

I think Adolph must still be the very worst name though

AngelAtTheTopOfTheTree · 02/01/2012 21:47

Boeing. His father is a pilot!

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Fishpond · 02/01/2012 21:45

I can send in a PM, I don't really want to link it in an open forum, although I know it is an open site ...

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cheesesarnie · 02/01/2012 21:42

dont be so mean to my baby!!!!

OlympicEater · 02/01/2012 21:40

What drugs are they giving new mothers in this hospital?

ATruthFestivelyAcknowledged · 02/01/2012 21:39

Link link link!

Or I'll never believe there's a worse one than Jazzmyn.

LynetteScavo · 02/01/2012 21:36

Actually, I really like the name lollipop. But it doesn't work so well in other languages.

Popbiscuit · 02/01/2012 21:36

At my children's school there is a little girl called RAPUNZEL. DD and DS feel very sad for her because everyone giggles when her name is called

LynetteScavo · 02/01/2012 21:35

Jahlexyz

But why burden a child with this spelling?

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Fishpond · 02/01/2012 21:34

OH MY GOD.

Best one ever. Have found a baby whose name is 'Whenever'

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LynetteScavo · 02/01/2012 21:33

Abishag is the worst name ever.

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Fishpond · 02/01/2012 21:32

Oh dear!!

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GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere · 02/01/2012 21:31

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eandemum · 02/01/2012 21:30

TeamSledward - Why did you wiki Glenn Medeiros?!

StrandedBear · 02/01/2012 21:27

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ATruthFestivelyAcknowledged · 02/01/2012 21:26

Link?! I could do with a giggle.

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Fishpond · 02/01/2012 21:25

Oh and I can absolutely say Nevaeh is pronounced Nuh-vay-uh, without exception.

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Fishpond · 02/01/2012 21:24

Ooooh oooh! There is a Beckham-Winkler

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TeamSledward · 02/01/2012 21:24

I thought I'd found a cracker when I recently Wiki'd Glenn Mederios and discovered his children are called Chord and Lyric, but Jahlexyz takes the

StrandedBear · 02/01/2012 21:24

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Amapoleon · 02/01/2012 21:22

Jah, maybe they are rastas.

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