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Marmite names which MNetters don't like..!!

191 replies

scarlettlips · 06/12/2011 13:11

It seems this topic board has loads of MN's 'marmite' names. Loads of threads along the lines off, 'DC would of been' or 'Names you Love.'.

...so I was just wondering, which names don't you like and why?

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youtalkintomeunderthemiseltoe · 08/12/2011 16:41

I don't really hate them but names i would never ever entertain myself are Tegan, Kaitlyn, Megan and Madison for boys Kayden, Jayden, Brodie, Taylor etc also Edie, Noah Connie.

My baby names have come up a lot on this thread, not all just some Grin

LaFilleSurLePont · 08/12/2011 16:40

I forgot Beatrice and Scarlett.

I do like Richard though.Grin

101North · 08/12/2011 16:35

LaFille - perhaps you should just list the names you do like Xmas Grin

Is 'Richard' a marmite name? I can't decide whether i love it or not.

NotADudeExactly · 08/12/2011 16:30

... And of course Olivia was in fact despicable, stupid iPad!

NotADudeExactly · 08/12/2011 16:29

Olivia! All thanks to the world's most despicanle co-worker. I know it's popular but every time I hear it I think "bitch".

Also anything that was intended to sound sophisticated but actually says "my parents are in desperate need of an education. Like "Sophisticated" - currently being taught by my extremely good at keeping a straight face mother.

LaFilleSurLePont · 08/12/2011 16:16

I'll probably piss of half of Mumsnet but I'll post the names I dislike,and can't understand the appeal of anyway...

Ruby
Pearl
Margaret/Maggie
Ethel
Clementine(It's beyond me why this is so popular on MN)
Polly
Ellie
Ava
Ivy
Iris
Beryl
Jean
Minnie
Tabitha
Lola
Lexie
Abby
Prudence
Betty
Ursula
Luna
Tegan
Demi anything
Agnes
Agnetha
Nelly
Evie
Queenie
Tallulah.Awful doesn't begin to cover it.

Stephen(Horrid sound)
Frank/Frankie(The sound of this name literally makes me shudder)
Archie
Alfie
Finn.Any variation of Finn. I hate 'Finn' names.
Stanley
George
Arthur
Wayne
Sidney
Dylan
Freddy/Fred/Frederick
Elliott(Horrid sound again,and very wet)
Ernest
Malachi(Hate the way it sounds again,and it makes me think of The Children of The Corn)
Digby/Diggory.
Barney/Barnaby
Larry
Ralph unless pronounced as Rafe.
Oakley
Woody
Harvey
Bernard
Cedric
Walter
Paul
Hector
Amos
Moses
Monty

I do like some names, I promise.

nicknamenotinuse · 08/12/2011 15:46

My children's names are all on here...oops. Grin

Dragonwoman · 08/12/2011 15:41

Isn't Prince Harry Henry on his BC?

tammytoby · 08/12/2011 15:15

effingwots, you've just mentioned my ds's name (and it is not Tarquin which I hate too!) and, with my dd's name being higher up the thread, both kids' names are now officially 'hated' on mumsnet Smile.

But, as others have said, should we even care if others hate our choices as chances are we'll hate their choices - thankfully so as name diversity makes life more interesting!

effingwotsits · 08/12/2011 15:10

Haha my name has been mentioned twice alreadyWink

Can I add to my list

Guy
Quentin
Barnaby
Tarquin

Not that I give a damn what anyone else calls their baby

Sargesaweyes · 08/12/2011 15:01

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hellokitty123 · 08/12/2011 13:59

" I can't think of any name I detest quite as much as that one. In fact, I'd even go so far as to say that if someone tells me they have a child called that I instantly write them off. "

Really Shock?

See, I also dislike many names, in fact I really only love a handful of names, but I hope that I'd never 'write someone off' based purely on their name. In fact, I think it is lovely that we have different tastes - makes life much more interesting. I'd hate it if everyone else used 'my' favourite names Grin.

picnicbasketcase · 08/12/2011 13:32

So far my name, DP's name and DD's names have been listed at hated ones on this thread. Just need DS's to appear to get the full house. Grin

wahwahwah · 08/12/2011 13:19

I wonder if anyone has ever been named 'Marmite'?

wahwahwah · 08/12/2011 13:19

I once sat in a restaurant next to a very blahhhhdeeeee couple with foghorn voices (so I wasn't earwigging). They were discussing their 3 kids - Tiger, Peregrine and I must have blocked out the last one. I almost fell off my chair laughing. The fact that the waiters flies were down and his red shirt was dangling out didn't help the situation.

jellybeans · 08/12/2011 13:12

I don't like 'full versions' of alot of names, eg Benjamin (I like just Ben), Maximillian, Archibald etc. Especially if the BC name is never used!

I don't like old man names apart from Albert. I also think some names are boring; Edward and James. I also dislike Sebastian and very long names. Just personal taste though. I would always say 'that's nice' when introduced to a baby with those above names. Theres no excuse to be rude to someone's face!

Everlong · 08/12/2011 09:52

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Chandon · 08/12/2011 09:50

yessss.....my boys names are on the first page!

Happy in the knowledge they are not going to become unduly popular in the near future then Wink

StealthPolarBear · 08/12/2011 09:48

How do you pronounce caitlin if not kate lyn? Also the thing about marmite is that you either love it or hated, not that its universally hated.

I knew someone called darren who had brothers Barry and Gary and a mum called Sharon. He pointed out they were baz, daz, shaz and gaz :o

Sargesaweyes · 08/12/2011 09:46

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OLizzylouofBethlehem · 08/12/2011 09:43

Prince Harry needs more gravitas I agree.
Being a Royal just isn't good enough....

These threads are just annoying and can cause so much upset (but I can't help clicking on to see if my boys names are on here Xmas Grin)

Everlong · 08/12/2011 09:39

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emmyloo2 · 08/12/2011 07:09

Monmarte, what is your son's Scottish name?

I disagree that George isn't a classic name. My DS who is 1 is George and we named him after my grandfather. I also know George's my age (mid 30s) plus in their 40s, 50s and 60s. So I would say it is classic and certainly not trendy (imo anyway).

My dislikes are the true faddy names like Finn, Flynn, Oscar, Noah. Girl's names that make me cringe are Ellie, Maisie, Lily, Tily, Milly etc etc. If I hear of another baby called Ava or Lily I might scream.

But it's all horses for courses right, because I know a lot of people would hate the name George for a little boy.

Popbiscuit · 07/12/2011 23:04

Madison. I can't think of any name I detest quite as much as that one. In fact, I'd even go so far as to say that if someone tells me they have a child called that I instantly write them off.

There is a little girl in my DDs class called "Madisan". I just can't look her mother in the eye. Yes, I know I'm horrible. Flame away.

picnicbasketcase · 07/12/2011 22:53

Cosmo
Mungo
Ptolemy
Brooklyn
Annabel

and anything ending with 'Ette' or 'Een'