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If our DCs could choose the new baby's name...

106 replies

phlossie · 21/10/2011 16:21

I want to hear some funny suggestions from your DCs. This is the list that my two (aged 4 and 5 yo) would have written for their new brother or sister:

Poostand
Lovely
Bullseye
Die (my DS doesn't want another sister)

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sleepevader · 23/10/2011 18:32

Chicco.

Heavens knows why! Ds is 4.

effingwotnots · 23/10/2011 18:32

Dd wanted to call ds "god"

In her defence, it was during Christmas season.

BerryLellow · 23/10/2011 18:29

DS1 was insistent that the new baby would be called either Mr Slooby or Bonjour.

I think he has overcome the disappointment now DS2 is 2 :o

LittleMissFlustered · 23/10/2011 18:26

Kiwi I just asked my four year old what he'd call a baby, and apparently he'd not call a baby anything as he doesn't have a baby. The insinuation is that I fail for asking stupid questionsGrin

ivykaty44 · 23/10/2011 18:18

my dd1 age 6 did choose the babies name, and her first middle name. I got to pick her second middle name Grin

KiwiPanda · 23/10/2011 18:10

DD1 (2 1/2) wanted to call DD2 (8 days old Grin)

Weetabix
Baby Milk
Cake

Sensing a theme there?
Or occasionally, in a grumpy mood:

"What shall we call your baby sister, DD?"

"Nuffink! We call her NUFFINK!"

EmmalinaC · 23/10/2011 18:10

When I was pregnant with DD2, DD1 insisted throughout that we name her Nemo (because in the scan photos she looked like a fish).

We compromised and called her Niamh so that DD1 could abbreviate to Nemo if she chose too.

In the past 2.5 years DD1 (now aged 5) has NEVER called her sister Nemo. She has instead chosen the nickname Gooby for reasons she cannot explain.

sleepingbag · 23/10/2011 18:07

onetwoOrthree Noa is a girls name, pronounced the same as Noah, think it is a fab name!

GreyRosesAreMyFavourite · 23/10/2011 18:03

My eldest did choose, as did her classmates. They actually voted for the top three contenders. And they plotted the results as several different graphs in maths!!!

Actually, I'd have gone for the one I did anyway, but to this day her classmates and her believe they chose her name.

A friend's son also chose his sister's name after his favourite type of cereal. It was her middle name, but 'tis the name she's known by to this day...

TeWihara · 23/10/2011 18:02

Dog
Orange
Pear

also Billy for ages.

When the MW asked her she said Baby Jake Blush!!

HerdOfTinyElephants · 23/10/2011 17:48

DS initially wanted to call DD1 Mummy (for a girl) or [his own name] for a boy.

He subsequently suggested Chair, Cow, Ladder or (and he got VERY attached to this one) Lesley.

racheyroo28 · 23/10/2011 17:40

Just asked my 4 year old and he said: Willywolly, Smartiepants was another one the other day! :)

hardcolin · 23/10/2011 17:34

As names go, dd (5) would love to have a sister called 'Florida Disneyland Grace'.

libbyssister · 23/10/2011 17:34

DS1 decided that DS2 should be called Asparagus.

dobeessneeze · 23/10/2011 17:30

MumblingAndBloodyRagDoll: I have a little girl with the middle name Bee too!

MumblingAndBloodyRagDoll · 23/10/2011 17:25

We did let DD1 choose DD2s middle name....she chose "Bee" and we went with it.

We'll see what DD2 thinks of it later. [hgrin]

AKissIsNotAContract · 23/10/2011 17:25

OneTwoOrThree: I've got a female friend called Noa. I think it's a lovely name, your daughter has good taste.

Wigeon · 23/10/2011 17:20

Some good ideas on the thread I did on this in March here.

Fifis25StottieCakes · 23/10/2011 17:15

DD1 insisted on calling DD2 Daisy. She called my bump Daisy for months. I refused to call her Daisy as her surname is Gardener. A Daisy Gardener. She has it as a middle name but no one uses it and dd1 immediately used the name i choose when she was born.

sillymillyb · 23/10/2011 17:12

My nephew wants to call my baby:

Dog (after his teddy)
Willy-face (me: even if she is a girl, him: euuurghhh, don't keep it if its a girl)
and then, if these gems are no use to me - he would like to call it after himself, because apparently he has the best name in the world (bless!)

He also asked me the other day how the baby got in my tummy. I may be a grown up, but I went red and told him to ask Grandma..... am hoping that birth will grant me the magic ability to handle these situations. Gulp!

plupervert · 23/10/2011 17:12

What brilliant suggestions! I especially like Tesco and Bambi.

DS's choice would probably be both car-related and extremely pedantic, so something like ?koda-Fabia (we are having a girl).

birdofthenorth · 23/10/2011 17:09

DSS, who was 5 then 7 at the time, INSISTED DN and then DD should be called Paisley!

When pushed for other possible alternatives he volunteered Mr Incredible, Baby or, rather more sensibly, James!

HattiFattner · 23/10/2011 17:06

my DS was a huge Bob the Builder fan, and wanted to call our baby "Digger" - "...because we can't call him Scoop".

He also liked Clifford (as in "the big red dog") or Scooby (after scooby-doo).

CauldronOfBrownJoy · 23/10/2011 16:56

The children in my year 2 class came up with some suggestions for my new niece:

Chloe
Emily
Alex
Lucy
Loony, and
Babycow Hmm

dobeessneeze · 23/10/2011 16:56

I wanted to call my sister Macaroni, after Yankee Doodle. I was 2.

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