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What do *you* consider to be "horrible" names?

270 replies

HappyWifeandMum · 27/04/2011 05:34

I was reading another thread here, where many people referred to a particular name as being "horrible". So it got me to thinking... What constitutes a "horrible" name, and how does that perception change from region to region?

Please... This is NOT to offend ANYONE... I just truly want to get a feel for what you think are truly awful names. Opinions vary greatly across the globe, and I would love to be able to compare them.

Here's the deal... I would be very grateful if each poster would post (as nicely as possible) the names they dislike the very most, and why, without taking merciless jabs. Also, if you are comfortable with it, would you please list the continent or country you are from as well. I am hoping this will be fun and informative!

Here goes... My uncontested, most disliked name of all time is "Nevaeh". Why? Because I think it is beyond senseless to reverse the spelling of a common word and call it a name. (North America)

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LadyClariceCannockMonty · 02/05/2011 08:57

manic, great minds think alike! I dislike all the boys' names you mention apart from Hugo (but probably because I have a friend who's a Hugo and used to work with a gorgeous Hugo too, so it has good associations).

Pretty much agree with your girls' names too apart from I rather like Eve, Scarlett and Elizabeth.

manicinsomniac · 02/05/2011 03:58

I love a lot of the names mentioned so far.

Most of mine don't have clear reasons. Some are because I've known people or taught difficult children with that particular name.

I'm from the UK. Lived all over at various times but now in the home counties.

I've tried to group them a bit but probably only makes sense to me
Boys:
Sean, Shane, Wayne, Keenan, Jayden, Kai, Declan, Darren, Kevin, Kyle
Roger, Trevor, Brian, Brennan, Bradley, Barry, Keith, Norman, Allan
Hugo, Hugh, Rupert, Frederick, Hal, Vincent

Girls:
Chelsea, Kelsey, Kylie, Keely, Krystall, Kimberly, Kayleigh, Hayley, Kelly
Tracey, Stacy, Karen, Nancy, Sharon, Shannon, Michelle, Louise
Ann, Jane, Mary, Eve, Ellen, Scarlett, Sara, Elizabeth, Josephine

CheerfulYank · 30/04/2011 04:21

My son's name would be nice on a dog, I admit. But also on a lovely little boy! :)

CheerfulYank · 30/04/2011 04:19

In our local paper today:

"Mr and Mrs Whatsername welcome their daughter, Kensington Elizabeth..."

For the luvva God, why ?!

freesias · 29/04/2011 22:59

re reading the name books and have seen these gems

the girls name chava hebrew for life and it's dimunitive chavetta honestly i'm not making this up

and 2 boys names
chavez a spanish place name
chavara hebrew for loved one

not sure they'll be gaining in popularity in the uk any time soon

unless either baby beckham or windsor would like to be the first Smile

fatlazymummy · 29/04/2011 20:58

I hate the following-
Lydia, Ethel, Ivy, Adelaide, Agnes ,Audrey, Gladys, Glenys, Mavis and lots of other old lady names. Absolutely hideous IMO.
Really boring names -Karen, Claire, Ann[e] [my own name], Jane, Mary
Old man names -Sid, Reggie, Harry, Wilf etc
Martha, Matilda ,Beatrice, Eugenie [no particular reason]
My pet hate is boys names for girls eg Toni, Billie, george. Girls should have pretty girls names.
Obviously all the usual made up, misspelled shit.

freesias · 29/04/2011 14:17

hrothgar a medieval form of roger . deepest aploogies to all little hrothgars and their mums .

NotaMopsa · 28/04/2011 22:05

someone at work actually said to me the other day 'Whats his name again?' about DC6 aged 2 (who was standing there) ' ' Oh N*&%$ it's a bit silly' I muttered or some such self deprecating gobshite and she just sort of smirked....

Take &^&(() THAT posh woman! Grin

ColonelBrandonsBiggestGroupie · 28/04/2011 22:02

I have two dds with four names between them and two of the four have now been mentioned (although not by many people!). Waiting for the other two to appear now!

I just think it's intriguing how what sounds good to one person is so awful to another - it's like musical taste: it inspires such passionate feelings yet who knows why certain names make some people go 'ooh' and others go 'ugh?' This is why I love the baby names threads so much!

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 28/04/2011 15:30

Lola seems to be very popular (among people I know/hear about anyway). It's a very middle-class slightly-alternative thing. Personally it always makes me think of a spaniel. I don't really know why.

I can't help quite liking Scarlett though. Blush

Bumpsadaisie · 28/04/2011 15:16

1950s American nightclub names eg Ruby, Lola, Talullah, Scarlett. Why make your poor little DD sounds like something out of Bugsy Malone?

Brian, Keith, Nigel.

And I really really hate Ian.

Don't like Claire either for some strange reason.

lockets · 28/04/2011 13:51

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poppydaisy · 28/04/2011 13:45

And seems to have a nice meaning too:

The meaning of the name Shakira is Thankful
The origin of the name Shakira is Arabic

poppydaisy · 28/04/2011 13:44

While I don't love Shakira, it has a nice sound to it and is easy to spell/pronounce. Certainly more interesting than another Ellie or Tilly.

Psammead · 28/04/2011 13:38

I am pleasantly suprised that DD's nickname hasn't been mentioned yet. It always gets brought up on these threads as being twee and babyish.

IngridFletcher · 28/04/2011 13:32

Met a family yesterday whose daughter was called Shakira. I think that is almost criminal.

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Bunbaker · 28/04/2011 12:22

"Amelia - it is also the medical term for a birth defect with missing limb(s). Why use a name which also means this?"

Because most people have never heard of this condition? I admit that I hadn't until I read your post.

Cattleprod · 28/04/2011 12:00

Since coming on mumsnet I have started to hate the names Kayden, Jayden, Brayden etc. This is because their horribleness has tainted two of my favourite boys names, Aidan and Haydn. Just because they have a similar sound to the ending of the name, everyone seems to lump together two solid, traditional names with a load of made-up, 'chavvy' for want of a better word, names.

Doesn't seem to happen with other names that sound similar - Ben/Ken, Guy/Kai etc.

QueenofDreams · 28/04/2011 11:50

The 'made up' names Kegan, Brayden, Jayden etc. A very popular one for girls round here is Tegan. Bloody awful!

season names eg Autumn, Summer and virtue names

Elizabeth, Catherine, etc. Not because they sound awful, they're perfectly nice sounding names, but just a little too commonly used. I prefer to go with traditional but less used names. (although just found out that my DD's name is in last years' top 100)

strawberrymewmew · 28/04/2011 11:39

I secretly quite like LeShawn. Lol.

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 28/04/2011 11:33

mamaesi, still no mention of mine Smile. On yours, I mostly concur, although I rather like Imogen and Pearl. I secretly quite like Mo-Nique too ...

mamaesi · 28/04/2011 11:27

my daughter's name is on here... I adore it. actually the name forum is always the most heated/opinionated one on mumsnet...I find it hysterical how angry people can get...
so here goes... lets see how many people I make mad.

(have lived in england,america and italy) the names I hate are:

sharon, sheila, ethel, henrietta, crystal, imogen, cynthia, cinzia, pearl, mildred, agnes, ada, brooke, carol, gertrude, patience, roberta, princess, patrizia, paula

nigel, stanley, ronald, fabio, keith, donald, jeramiah, bernardo, bernard, dwayne,...

oh and if you want to get gong on made up names...there is no where better than in the ghettos of the south east of america, where I came across actual people named...

Sheniqua, Trishell, LaTrice, Lebron, LeShawn, Terell, Tyrese, Mo-Nique

strawberrymewmew · 28/04/2011 11:25

Libelulle The same must go for me as I haven't been able to find mines yet. I think mines is just too unusual, everyone's forgotten how hideous it is! :P

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 28/04/2011 11:25

libellulle, mine either! Which I'm surprised about, because personally I really dislike it.