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Recent nutty names I have heard

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CockneySparra · 21/01/2011 14:23

Sigh-Anne.

I thought the woman was mispronouncing Sian, then saw the name written down. Sigh-Anne. I mean, what on earth...?

the other was a little boy called Ragen. As in Ronald Regan, but Ragen. Ragen? I am not a name snob, but I do draw the line at deliberately misspelling surnames and then using them as a first name! Grin

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BellaBearisWideAwake · 26/01/2011 12:57

leidi diana

i love the 'precious' type names

Mirage · 26/01/2011 12:50

I recently read a book about a gypsy family,in which the little girl was named Defiance,nicknamed Vi.I love defiance,it would have suited dd2 down to the ground.And I'm not a lover of kooky names.

namechangedofcourse · 26/01/2011 12:35

CherylAnnTweedy I would imagine that it was not 'crayon' but 'Creon' (pronounced 'crayon') - as in the ruler of Thebes in Greek mythology.

eastegg · 26/01/2011 12:33

To those who have or would have chosen Regan (similar to what kicked off the thread) can I ask why? She was, as has already been pointed out, one of the 2 evil sisters in King Lear and the only other one I can think of was the possessed girl in the Exorcist. I can understand if you don't know about those references, but I think somebody said they'd been 'inspired' by King Lear. Hmm

MamaChocolat · 26/01/2011 12:20

Vomity Bean

Maybe it was a nick name that stuck

FlingonTheValiant · 26/01/2011 11:42

A millefeuille is a rather delicious cake.

My Dad has some friends who named their daughter Raggle-Taggle (admittedly back in the 70s).

An American friend has a niece called firstname Blew surname, she's going to have a fun time with it at high school...

complexnumber · 26/01/2011 11:06

I used to teach in various parts of Africa, the names that passed as being quite normal over there struck me as being rather unusual:
Misery
Staffnurse
BigBoy
Logic
SkyRocket
Ringostar (The lad had never even heard of the Beatles)

But then I had a colleague called Dorina, this caused much hilarity amongst the students as it translated as Hippopotamus (sp?) in the local lingo.

CherylAnnTweedy · 26/01/2011 11:03

DS2 told me about a boy in his class clalled Crayon. I insisted that he must be called something that sounds like that and he was mishearing it until a few days later a lady was stood in the playground shouting "Crayon, Crayon come here!"

jellyrolly · 26/01/2011 11:00

I was going to be called Dante if I had been a boy. I would probably have owned up to Dan.

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 26/01/2011 10:52

I agree, Buzz.

I like slightly unusual names - nothing wrong with twoapenny names either if that's your bag.

NormaSknockers · 26/01/2011 10:49

One name I heard not that long ago was Herb (may have been short for Herbert?) and I actually really liked that, wouldn't have said no to that one myself.

NormaSknockers · 26/01/2011 10:48

I know a little girl called Bubbles. Yes, really.

I also dealt with a customer at work who was called Youthland....

BuzzLightBeer · 26/01/2011 10:29

Some of these names are just daft, but those of you laughing at names that are perfectly normal in other countries just look like nobbers.

Quenelle · 26/01/2011 10:20

I used to know a boy called Yorick when I was a teenager. He was from a bit of a hippy background, ever such a gentle bloke.

I heard some years later that he was killed in a car accident Sad

skyberry · 26/01/2011 08:31

I know somebody who called there child Gypsy-Lee and there's a Giles at my sons playgroup. All I can think of is farmer Giles when I hear his name (hmm)

kodokan · 26/01/2011 07:46

Perpetua and Helvetica - yes, after the typefaces.

Melty · 26/01/2011 07:29

I know someone who called her cat Mylo, and then called her PFB Mylo too. Poor toddler doesnt know if he's being yelled at or if its the cat. Baby number 2 is due shortly. I await with interest.
I also know someone who called his little boy Sean Thomas. (Is Irish, but Sean is Irish for John)

anonymosity · 26/01/2011 05:13

I rather liked that - thank you for posting it namechangedofcourse

Piggles · 26/01/2011 02:55

I went to school/college with kids called Salem, Freshwater and Badger.

I know of a little boy called Mannii - which I thought was a bit of a weird one.

namechangedofcourse · 26/01/2011 01:01

Amaryllis? A beautiful name, actually. Especially if you know your Theocritus, Virgil and Milton. Oh, and a lovely Cacini madrigal (fab version sung by Anreas Scholl -look it up on youtube)

Amaryllis, my lovely one,
do you not believe, o my heart's sweet desire,
That you are my love?
Believe it thus: and if fear assails you,
Doubt not its truth.
Open my breast and see written on my heart:
Amaryllis, Amaryllis, Amaryllis,
Is my beloved.

Yes, I'm a ponce, but I'd rather be a ponce than a philistine Smile

anonymosity · 26/01/2011 00:38

Actually, in my son's preschool there is a "Golden" which isn't too bad when you say it.

muminthecity · 26/01/2011 00:30

I used to look after a little boy called Martin Luther; his surname was King Grin I think his parents must have had high expectations of him

misspollysdolly · 26/01/2011 00:07

There is a Miffy in DS's class - it's actually, officially Millefeuille, meaning 'A thousand layers' but no-one bothers with the correct spelling (nor the meaning, I should imagine Grin)...!

When DD was at playgroup there was a Sparkly and also a Sizzle, but we'll let her off - her name was actually Cecilia but her sibling(s) couldn't say it correctly and so the name Sizzle stuck!

I went to school with a girl called February...

MPD

Kitty81 · 26/01/2011 00:06

I used to work in a Pizza Express as a student, and there was a family of regulars who used to bring their three kids in. The eldest boy was Skye, the middle girl was Ocean. They used to call the baby girl Mer and I never caught what it was short for until she was naughty one day and the father sharply reprimanded her with the Full Name Treatment: Mermaid Shock

Bonkers rich hippies, so probably not that weird at their schools, but pretty odd in my rural Norfolk town at the time :)

Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 25/01/2011 23:36

A girl I was in the mat home with wanted to call her son Kregan! Unfortunately, her surname started with a K so she couldn't!
DS went to school with a Joop and a Pele, ( both boys)
I once met identical twins called Melissa and Clarissa.
I have also heard of a Bobina (girl)! Confused