Noisy hotel sex. Why?

We’ve all read the OP, no need to quote it!

Not everything in the world has to revolve around children and parents.

Well duh. They aren’t thinking about others, that’s the point.

Shouldn’t we have a little care of others in a tightly packed space? People trying to sleep, maybe young kids next door etc. It’s just a bit selfish in my opinion to be shouting and screaming.

Unclench.

Who honestly cares?!

I agree, it’s like forced fun 😅

Also agree with the points people made that you don’t know in a hotel if your neighbours are a family with young kids, just be a bit considerate! Especially not in the early hours of the morning when you might wake others up.

I just don’t think they’re thinking about you op. Get some ear plugs? Put the radio on? Wake up your DH and have sex too?

Oh no. That is embarrassing.
I had a neighbour years ago that knew well everyone could hear her. She left her window open.

It is a vague off chance in the sort of hotels I stay in. I don’t stay in the kinds of hotels that have ‘family rooms’ or holiday resort hotels. Most of the time I see very few kids, and the chances of them being in the room next to mine are very slim indeed.

And no, someone possibly hearing the odd squeaking bedspring or muffled moan does not make them ‘part of my sex life’. I’d never set out to be heard. I’m not particularly loud; I don’t scream. But I wouldn’t make an effort to shag in silence and if someone does hear because it’s a shit hotel with thin walls, so be it.

If you are into having noisy hotel sex, do be aware if you come down to breakfast that other couples will have taken bets on how good-looking (or otherwise!) you and your partner will turn out to be. I always find it funny how the loud-sex couples look so sheepish and ill-at-ease with each other at the breakfast table.

Probably just hungover and not looking their most appealing. But i think either own it in the breakfast room or stay upstairs. You need to accept if others have heard you at night, they are entitled to a little snigger at you (and whoever is your chosen partner.)

They were probably drunk

It's very selfish. There is 100% absolutely no need to scream like a constipated alley cat when you're shagging. 100% attention seeking. And a bit pathetic. No-one cares that you're getting a portion Julie!

I would generally think in a hotel that the rooms would be better sound proofed, how on earth would the people having the sex know they were disturbing other people. Especially if that’s normally how they have sex and so haven’t changed their behaviour for a hotel….

Attention seeking, and thinking they're the only people in the world getting a shag. A couple of women in my neighbourhood are like this. You can hear the wailing and hollering from the women (when they're shagging,) from 300 yards down the road! 😱

Never hear the men though .. Funny that. 🤔

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Sure why not. The walls were obviously thin if you could hear grunting. Screaming your head off is different, some grunting and moaning is fine.

Its a lot selfish.

Unless you’re staying in a Disney hotel or something, you absolutely do not know that kids can hear you.

Nobody - literally nobody - who shags in a hotel is thinking “Ooh, I hope children can hear” and or “I think there might be kids on this corridor, let’s make it louder”.

The fact that you imagine that’s their motive says a lot more about your imagination than that of the average hotel shagger, quite frankly.

When I stay in a hotel I have no idea whatsoever whether there are kids staying near me. I have zero interest in other people’s kids. The vast majority of places I stay aren’t ‘family’ type hotels and when I do see kids in hotels I’ve no idea what room they’re in or whether they’re awake when I’m having a shag at 1am. It literally wouldn’t even occur to me that kids might hear me. So no, I’m not going to to remain chastely silent and still just in case someone might have a kid in their room, because other people’s kids aren’t my problem and adults are allowed to live like adults without having to conduct themselves in child-appropriate ways at all times, including their own bloody hotel rooms.

Adults are allowed to drink, swear, fuck and stay up late and they do not have to stop doing those things in adult-orientated environments like hotels with no ‘family’ rooms, pubs and grown-up restaurants just in case another adult might have brought a child with them.

Sounds like(excuse the pun) they are having good sex and you are not

having an affair

This is the most British thread I have read in my life.

But none of the other guests are consenting to be part of your sex life. And its not a vague off-chance that a hoyel room will have a child in it.

Why? Other people's children are not my problem, especially not If I'm in a hotel to have a shag.

I would have laughed so much at this! Go on son 😂