Noisy hotel sex. Why?

We normally have a bit less boring sex in hotel rooms but try not to be too noisy. Nothing worse than porn style noises

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Sex screams and 'romance' don't really go together in my mind.

So you are OK with your kids listening to strangers having noisy sex when on holiday then?

Prostitute making sure the client gets his money worth?

Or they just enjoy being 'performative'...

Are you sure it wasn’t someone watching a porn film with the volume turned up?

There were loud performative shaggers next to me in a hotel once. I put Barry Manilow singing "I wanna do it with you" on repeat very loudly and went out for a walk.

YANBU - I had to endure being woken up by a pair of noisy selfish fuckers only to be doubly mortified that my 10 year dd was also lying awake hearing it as well. Thank god we woke for the climax and didn’t have to lie there suffering too much but it wasn’t nice.

It’s perverse to suggest that people should shrug it off or celebrate it or permanently clamp fecking ‘noise cancelling headphones’ to our heads. It’s selfish and inconsiderate behaviour. When other people are sleeping - keep it down ffs.

I would just hate to be as puritan as you. Loud sex within earshot of someone with views like yours would be all the more sweeter, I can promise you that. If I heard someone having sex I would be extremely happy for them, you should try it some time. There is sooooo much more to romance than letting your two pump chump of a partner climb on top of you and huff and puff for all of two seconds while you think about the latest episode of Emmadale.

That’s not entirely fair, I spent a lot of my youth trying to be quiet and actually once you shrug that off and don’t think about how much noise you’re making it’s liberating and more fun.

I have a theory that people who scream during sex are the kids who were allowed to scream in their gardens. Don't know how to express joy without screaming.

@Namechangewegovyjune26 I agree. ^

I think many, many people are ruined from what is normal sex by watching too much porn TBH.

They need a separate section for the noisy people to do their performative sex in so the rest of the world can get a decent night's rest. And for those who use 'away from the kids' as an excuse, what about the fact that there may well be other people's kids in the room next door? It's selfish exhibitionistic behaviour.

😂

Yeah because sex is only good if you scream so loud that half the people in your street can hear you. 🙄

Oh honey, I think you are too desperate to prove what GREAT SEX you're having if you have to make sure everyone can hear you shagging! 😂

Sure, Jan 😉

Sorry, I was going to reply but then I read …the same high quality shag… and now I can’t stop simultaneously laughing, cringing and imagining you as Austin Powers!

All these supercool PP going on about how great it is to have noisy sex in hotels away from their kids are quite happy to perform in front of other people's kids then.

I remember having switching the TV up to deafening levels once in a hotel when DS was only 6 because the room next had decided to perform for everybody.

Being purposefully loud because " it's fun" and getting a kick out of knowing that everyone can hear you, is forcing others take part .

You wouldn't go into a hotel and blast your music full volume because you are away from your kids and "it's fun" .
That would be antisocial and selfish.
So I call bullshit on those who think it's ok to make a loud noise having sex in a building full of other people.

I think we have a squealer. 😬

Ewwwwww. I wouldn't be able to look her in the eye after I'd heard her 'sex screams!'

Ok? I also said about not waking people up - I’d be pissed off if I was having a nice sleep and someone started shrieking away next door, kids or no kids! And yes have plenty of (non-selfish) fun when away too.

Oh honey, if your sex didn't wake the neighbours, then chances are it wasn't as good as you are claiming it was. 🤭

I think you need a husband upgrade!

I just can’t get worked up about it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ahahahhahaha or join in with the noises!!

I had a neighbour do this, to the level it could be heard from every room and above the tv and music. My daughter used to ask what the noise was, which was uncomfortable 😅 she sounded like a seagull squawking, never heard noise like it. There’s absolutely no need for that, they were also having sex in the summer with the windows open with the same level of noise. I made it clear everyone could hear and she’s managed to not to do it since.