AIBU not warning a woman her shorts had ridden up?

Oh no I mean his actual balls. Loose shorts, no boxers

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Well this is another terrifying thought!

The age of the woman may be relevant. As age increases collagen and skin elasticity are lost, so the flaps get flappier and more likely to flop out of short shorts.

Because the bit around the legs is tighter…
literallly never had this problem

DH and I were once out in the car, many moons ago before phones and sat nav, and we stopped and asked an old guy on a pushbike for directions. He pulled up to the passenger side where I had the misfortune to be seated, and was wearing loose short shorts so everything was dangling to one side of the crossbar!
We call it eye abuse, and I think that was when we coined the phrase.
This thread has me in stitches.

Which bit of "a swimming costume which is big enough to cover an enormous belly often has leg holes that are not tight enough to cover a woman's modesty" are you unclear about?

And theres me, being all agog in the airport today when a woman took her hoodie off over her head to go through security and two boobs escaped their vest.
She had no idea and it was only when she was going through the body scanner she was alerted to it.
I was still queueing up, too far away to alert her but no one around her said anything😬

Opposite her, on the other side of the cafe.

And there's my mother telling me to make sure I put nice undergarments on whenever I am out, just in case I get knocked over by a car and the healthcare professionals have the unfortunate experience of seeing them.

I shall let her know nowadays is common to forgo them.

Where do these people come from? Or am I missing out?

I was in my local tesco noticed a young girl in very short skirt and loose shirt . Everytime she bent over the veg her entire vulva and bare breasts were exposed she had an audience of old men enjoying the show . Ive daughters her age and thought I was doing right to tip her off in case she was unaware . She completely kicked off at me calling me a jealous fat old b*tch!!! Security came over to see what was happening and told me that there is always young girls doing the same and filming content for OF etc . I had no idea, I was just trying to be kind and look out for another woman never again!

At the other side of the cafe, in a more recent post.

This is why I love mn 🖕😂😂
Such wit

😂thanks 😂😂

Sounds deliberate to me too

Something like "I see that Aunt Frances has now departed from the station", maybe?

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Although I do like the idea of a widely used euphemism so you don't have to come right out with it 😁

People used to discreetly say "Charlie's dead" to alert of a petticoat that was showing; so surely a new, appropriate, widely-understood euphemism can be found? Something like "I see that Aunt Frances has now departed from the station", maybe?

I don’t get this either. But it’s quite common on MN for posters to be all wide eyed and say “no that can’t possibly be the case / can’t possibly have happened!” when it clearly could have done. It’s weird but you see it all the time across the threads

FGS, The op saw, she wasn't looking. and the woman in question was opposite her .

You should have said something. A child seeing that badly packed kebab could have been traumatised indefinitely.

This. She was clearly trying to Sharon Stone the guy she was with.

😂😂😂 Some of these replies are hilarious.

I dont think I would be able to say anything either.

I had some odd reaction just pointing people to their undone laces so stay away from pointing out anything else than an open bag.

The amount of people not being able to think how private parts can get out of very short shorts amazes me.

As a 10 year old I was unfortunately able to view old man balls due to an unwise sitting position and choice of shorts. Not a memory I treasure