AIBU not warning a woman her shorts had ridden up?

In Fife in the late '70s/ early '80s, the code for a petticoat on show was "It is raining in France". I'm really not sure as to how that expression came to be. Perhaps because of "lingerie" being a loanword?

On further thoughts, I have an awful feeling that what I saw wasn’t female anatomy and the “lady” opposite was in fact a trans person. The protruding part, cone to think of it, was suspiciously male. The rest of the person was convincingly feminine.

On further thoughts, I have an awful feeling that what I saw wasn’t female anatomy and the “lady” opposite was in fact a trans person. The protruding part, cone to think of it, was suspiciously male. The rest of the person was convincingly feminine.

Were they cycling shorts, OP, or denim-type ones? Surely you’d only get FlapRoam™️ with extremely baggy legs, not with tight shorts?

I'm in my late 60s and can assure you that my flaps aren't flappier

I know of ' 'you're flying low', for undone flies ( or is it flys?), but have never heard of these. Shall ask at my sewing group on Tuesday.

In Fife in the late '70s/ early '80s, the code for a petticoat on show was "It is raining in France". I'm really not sure as to how that expression came to be. Perhaps because of "lingerie" being a loanword?

People used to discreetly say "Charlie's dead" to alert of a petticoat that was showing; so surely a new, appropriate, widely-understood euphemism can be found? Something like "I see that Aunt Frances has now departed from the station", maybe?

I’ve seen something along these lines too. On a public bench on a Summer day in London. I wondered if the women were prostitutes, two men (70 ish) two women (similar age). Groping and far worse exhibitionist stuff, totally inappropriate for anywhere public. Uggh. Tawdry.

People used to discreetly say "Charlie's dead" to alert of a petticoat that was showing; so surely a new, appropriate, widely-understood euphemism can be found? Something like "I see that Aunt Frances has now departed from the station", maybe?

I was in my local tesco noticed a young girl in very short skirt and loose shirt . Everytime she bent over the veg her entire vulva and bare breasts were exposed she had an audience of old men enjoying the show . Ive daughters her age and thought I was doing right to tip her off in case she was unaware . She completely kicked off at me calling me a jealous fat old b*tch!!! Security came over to see what was happening and told me that there is always young girls doing the same and filming content for OF etc . I had no idea, I was just trying to be kind and look out for another woman never again!

Because the bit around the legs is tighter…
literallly never had this problem

Haven't read all the replies but...Am I the only one thinking of Gunther in Friends saying, 'Hey buddy, this is a family place, put the mouse back in the house'?

It's possible.

Some years back a couple in their 60s were sitting at a table opposite me in - of all places - the food section of Waverley Market in Edinburgh and behaving in a most peculiar exhibitionist manner. I didn't realise what was happening at first, it was so bizarre...and there was hardly anyone there at the time, unusually.

There would be a loud noise and it wold be one of the couple banging rhythmically on the table and then grinning at the other. Okay. Weird, noisy and annoying.

Then I realised that it was some kind of a signal. (No, I'm not barmy.)

At one point, the bloke grabbed the woman on the chest just after she'd banged on the table. That was when I finished my coffee and left.

Grey-haired, bespectacled, wearing woolly hats and woolly jumpers. I recall wondering where there was some kind of a learning disability, given the banging on the table.

Never saw them again, thank goodness.

The age of the woman may be relevant. As age increases collagen and skin elasticity are lost, so the flaps get flappier and more likely to flop out of short shorts.

Because the bit around the legs is tighter…
literallly never had this problem