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Would you do any of these hypothetical things for 1 billion pounds?

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Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 17:32

Just for fun and because I was talking to a friend earlier and we were having a ridiculous conversation.

Would you do any of these 3 things for a guaranteed instant billion pounds.

Have sex with 1000 men (you won’t catch an std)
Kill someone (you won’t get caught)
Have sex with the most repulsive man you can think of.
Put your children in boarding school.

Obviously those things aren’t really going to happened but if someone offered you the money to do one of those things would you do any and if so which one?

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oncemoreuntothebeachdearfriends · 18/09/2026 17:41

Sex, providing the 1000 are spaced out and the lights are out for the ugly one.

user293948849167 · 18/09/2026 17:41

Probably #3 if I was just allowed to lie there and close my eyes!

Deadringer · 18/09/2026 17:41

Would definitely put my dc in Boarding school for a billion. I only have one still in school, and it would do her the world of good.

Halfandhalf26 · 18/09/2026 17:40

Probably the sex with repulsive man. Probably be over in 2 minutes.

BiscoffeeCheesecake · 18/09/2026 17:40

No
Yes
No
No

HelloCheekyCat · 18/09/2026 17:39

Of someone was stood.in front of you with a billion pounds in cash (how big a bag would you need 😆) people would do anything
We used to have this conversation a lot at uni when we were hungover, one friend 're lined she'd need a million pounds to shave her head, would you bollocks. Fifty grand would buy a nice wig 😆

Swissmeringue · 18/09/2026 17:38

I'll put them in boarding school, collect my cash, then immediately pull them out of boarding school....

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Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 17:37

Dogdogdogdig · 18/09/2026 17:35

I have a list.

I even have a list of those I’d do it and serve every day with a smile on my face if I did get caught.

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Would you rather do the killing than the sex or boarding school?

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LooneyLiberalSpaceWaster · 18/09/2026 17:37

I would have put the children in boarding school, as it is they have left school.

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Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 17:36

I said that I couldn’t kill someone or put my children in boarding school but I could probably do the sex thing.

My friend chose boarding school.

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Dogdogdogdig · 18/09/2026 17:35

Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 17:34

No the cash giver chooses.

I suppose I should have added kill a stranger or kill someone you hate.

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I have a list.

I even have a list of those I’d do it and serve every day with a smile on my face if I did get caught.

bingobangs · 18/09/2026 17:35

I would have sex with a repulsive man probably.
Maybe kill a baddie

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Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 17:34

Dogdogdogdig · 18/09/2026 17:33

Can I choose who I kill?

No the cash giver chooses.

I suppose I should have added kill a stranger or kill someone you hate.

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Merryoldgoat · 18/09/2026 17:34

Dogdogdogdig · 18/09/2026 17:33

Can I choose who I kill?

Beat me to it.

JackGrealishsCalves · 18/09/2026 17:33

Nope

Dogdogdogdig · 18/09/2026 17:33

Can I choose who I kill?

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