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Would you do any of these hypothetical things for 1 billion pounds?

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Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 17:32

Just for fun and because I was talking to a friend earlier and we were having a ridiculous conversation.

Would you do any of these 3 things for a guaranteed instant billion pounds.

Have sex with 1000 men (you won’t catch an std)
Kill someone (you won’t get caught)
Have sex with the most repulsive man you can think of.
Put your children in boarding school.

Obviously those things aren’t really going to happened but if someone offered you the money to do one of those things would you do any and if so which one?

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3luckystars · 18/09/2026 18:21

I wouldn’t hurt anyone else but I absolutely would do the sex stuff no bother (but I would want the money up front)

I’d do it for less too, just for the craic. 😁

Redheadedstepchild · 18/09/2026 18:21

I have had sex with a repulsive man. There was a time when I would have quietly put a slug to his temple whilst he was sleeping, handed myself in at the police station and done the time.

Presumably my children would have gone to some sort of boarding school. One of his repulsive traits was that he thought that I had already slept with if not a thousand people, then certainly too many. All because he once asked me how many men I had been with on an early date and I replied, "I don't know. One, two? Two hundred? How many people have you been with? I'm not interested in this conversation. I'm 34. You can't expect the Virgin Mary "

He assumed two hundred was the accurate answer.

A thousand nights with a thousand men would have been OK in comparison to THAT relationship, all things considered.

Where do I get my billion squids? Or, actually, I'm entitled to four billion squids. Hypothetically.

Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 18:21

GarlicSomething · 18/09/2026 18:13

All except kill. I'm somewhat disturbed by the number of PPs who'd rather be a murderer than shag an ugly!

I'd need to space the 1,000 men out over, say, three months. I could do the disgusting man doggy-style so I didn't have to look at him 😂

I was surprised how many said they’d kill too 🤣

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SukiPook · 18/09/2026 18:19

For those saying they'd shag the repulsive man....
He's Donald Trump. He's got bad breath and just filled his nappy and wants to talk dirty to you ...
Still think you'd be able to go through with it? It's gotta be someone you're actually repulsed by.... it could give you ptsd!

So the 1000 guys , like a previous poster I am wondering what is the timescale.... as logistically this one would be quite difficult. I'm also assuming that these men are going to be attractive? If they're attractive and I get to meet 1 a day... nah that's going to take nearly 3 years. Ok, 2 a day.... take Sundays off, lol... still sounds exhausting though. I'd need an advance on some of the money, to give me the motivation....

Definitely wouldn't kill someone for money! And wouldn't put my child in boarding school, especially as she's only 6. It could be the best school in the country and I'd be thinking of the start of Jane Eyre. Plus the higher risk of sexual abuse of a child staying away from home. No way!

How drunk are you allowed to get to sleep with the repulsive guy? Can I rohypnol myself? At the very least some gas and air?!

Not sure if in reality I would do any of them but if I had to pick one it's going to be between the 2 sex ones... I definitely would shave my head for 50 grand though.

ShutupLwren · 18/09/2026 18:14

Sparrowlass · 18/09/2026 18:11

All of them? 😆

🤣🤣🤣

PermanentTemporary · 18/09/2026 18:14

Nope, not at the moment because I have enough money.

If I was starving, or my children were, I’d probably do any of them.

ShutupLwren · 18/09/2026 18:13

Okay. So is repulsive physically or mentally?
I think repulsive and think of a serial killer or child predator, I couldn’t do that.
But physically the most repulsive man I know based on his hygiene and appearance, I’d have sex with him for a billion. He’s pretty foul. I can’t say I’d be worth the billion as my performance would be mostly trying to not vomit, but I couldn’t give up that opportunity for money.
If the 1000 men were just ordinary men, average intelligence, not predatory types, good hygiene, I’d do that.
Depends who I was being asked to kill and how, if it was a terrible person and I could then use the money to help people whose lives they had impacted negatively then probably.
As much as chucking my kiddos into boarding school sounds absolutely wonderful right now because they’re all getting on my nerves, I’m actually very down when I’m away from them. DD is having a few hours tomorrow with her aunt and uncle to go the garden centre and I’m already missing her, despite her being a little horror all day. So I probably couldn’t do that. But I’m very tempted. My neighbours over the way put their DC in boarding school as they were both in the army. Their sons are adults now, very successful and have terrific relationships with their parents. So absolutely no judgement from me, I’m just a pathetic individual who hates it when mine are even in school.

GarlicSomething · 18/09/2026 18:13

All except kill. I'm somewhat disturbed by the number of PPs who'd rather be a murderer than shag an ugly!

I'd need to space the 1,000 men out over, say, three months. I could do the disgusting man doggy-style so I didn't have to look at him 😂

Chaosatcollege · 18/09/2026 18:12

No.

Sparrowlass · 18/09/2026 18:11

Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 18:07

With the boarding school thing I suppose this only applies to those of us who wouldn’t ordinarily ever consider it an option for our children.

With the repulsive man think of a man that you personally find very repulsive.

All of them? 😆

Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 18:07

LateMumma · 18/09/2026 17:56

So many variables, depends if I feel the world would be a better place without the murder victim, does my child want to go to boarding school. I couldnt do the have sex with 1000 people, poss the most repulsive man depending on what made him repulsive. On balance, probably no, but with caveats!

With the boarding school thing I suppose this only applies to those of us who wouldn’t ordinarily ever consider it an option for our children.

With the repulsive man think of a man that you personally find very repulsive.

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Sparrowlass · 18/09/2026 18:04

To be fair, I'd kill Donald Trump for nothing as long as travel expenses were paid and I knew it would work.

Contain4 · 18/09/2026 18:04

I would definitely have sex with 1000 men if I could don’t over years and choose who they are.

I would kill someone.
I’d likely go to USA and train so I can kill something on death row whose committed a heinous crime.

And I’d put my child in boarding school - if I had my time I would likely choose to do this without the money.
There is also no stipulation to say how long they have to stay there.

The only one I definitely would not do is have sex with a repulsive man - I honestly don’t know how sex workers do it.

AutumnLoverButNotYet · 18/09/2026 18:02

Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 17:36

I said that I couldn’t kill someone or put my children in boarding school but I could probably do the sex thing.

My friend chose boarding school.

What age & how long do I have to stay for? If they hate it?

I don't think I have it in me to kill anybody. I don't truly hate.

Sex with 1000 men? No STDs.. how enthusiastic do you have to appear about it?

Sex with the most repulsive man I can think of, nope.

Sparrowlass · 18/09/2026 18:02

Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 17:32

Just for fun and because I was talking to a friend earlier and we were having a ridiculous conversation.

Would you do any of these 3 things for a guaranteed instant billion pounds.

Have sex with 1000 men (you won’t catch an std)
Kill someone (you won’t get caught)
Have sex with the most repulsive man you can think of.
Put your children in boarding school.

Obviously those things aren’t really going to happened but if someone offered you the money to do one of those things would you do any and if so which one?

ETA I am a lesbian, but I can compartmentalise so I don't think it would traumatise me taking a penis for the sake of the power a billion would bring.

I would do the first if it was guaranteed I wouldn't catch anything, and if I could do it all laid on my back, and if each guy had a premature ejaculation problem, and I could get it all done one after another until over.

2nd one, depends. Someone I love? No. Someone who's a prolific child or animal abuser who nobody is going to miss, yes.

3 Yes, no question as long as again, I didn't catch anything.

4 how long for? A term, maybe. Forever, maybe not. I don't have children, but if I had, assuming that I could afford it and they wanted to go, would depend on that.

Ezzee · 18/09/2026 18:00

Couldn't kill anyone and my children are adults, so the sex ones.
Probably the repulsive one as long as a) he was very quick b) had a tiny dick so I couldn't feel it, didn't have to touch him at all c) wore 4 condoms and d) did it from behind so I couldn't see him and also I could watch tv!

Ipsevenenabibas · 18/09/2026 17:59

No I couldn't do those things for any amount.

bingobangs · 18/09/2026 17:59

What time frame for the 1000 men & can you choose them?

Londonmummy66 · 18/09/2026 17:59

Sixth form boarding? Yes - mine both did and loved it. Boarding at 7 - no way.

mtobrokeme · 18/09/2026 17:58

Yes
No
Yes
No

bingobangs · 18/09/2026 17:57

I would consider boarding at secondary

TishToshByGosh · 18/09/2026 17:57

Killing someone - do I get to choose who?

bingobangs · 18/09/2026 17:56

LaurieFairyCake · 18/09/2026 17:51

I wouldn’t shave my head for 50k

far too vain

I do it for 150k

LateMumma · 18/09/2026 17:56

So many variables, depends if I feel the world would be a better place without the murder victim, does my child want to go to boarding school. I couldnt do the have sex with 1000 people, poss the most repulsive man depending on what made him repulsive. On balance, probably no, but with caveats!

Ponoka7 · 18/09/2026 17:56

I'd do all of them. Knowing, my adult children, they'd be glad I did put them in boarding school to get rid of the daily grind.

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