Would you do any of these hypothetical things for 1 billion pounds?

1. No.
2. No.*- unless it was a truly heinous person and I would be doing the world a favour.
3. Yes* - though probably would have already killed him under point 2 above.
4. Hell yeah.

I don't have kids but I did go to boarding school. It wasn't that bad. The hypothetical ankle-snatchers would survive and I'd pay for ponies and therapy if they didn't like it.

I don’t think boarding school would necessarily be terrible. Some kids love it, especially for 6th form.

I don't have children, so can I put my theoretical children into boarding school?

Also I sincerely doubt many folks - if it was straightforwardly legit and safe - wouldn't have sex with someone repugnant for that money.

I already asked that! I would take great pleasure in the second part not so much the first. I don't think it is valid to say loads of us would shag Donald Trump. He's just been cited (accurately IMO) as the most repulsive man people could think of.

Likewise 😂

I don't have kids so I guess I am stuck with a lot of grim sex and killing someone.
Can I combined some? Shag someone to death?

I'd have sex with a repulsive man, hopefully it would over VERY quickly, and think of the lives you could change with that amount of money.
I'd have to have a few stiff ones first ( forgive the pun !!)

The number of ppl who'd shag DT is far more disturbing imo.

If you shag DT and then kill him do you get two billion?

No
No
Yes
No

Interesting that you’ve chosen 1000 men over 1 repulsive one! 😂

I think most eleven year olds would bite your hand off if you said “you have to go to boarding school but you get 250 million pounds ( so a quarter of the haul) in return. You’ll be able to buy whatever you want, for ever.”

@Gettingcosy13 I’m going for the 1000 men. Over and done with.

Im taking this so seriously I think I’ve just put a deposit down on my new holiday home 🤣

I couldn’t kill anyone and I wouldn’t want to, regardless of who they were, for any amount of money. I wouldn’t want to put my kids in boarding school either. No amount of money would buy back that lost time with them. The sex ones are harder to answer- the disgusting man…would I have to engage with him and kiss him, or could I lay there with my eyes closed and wait for it to be over? And the 1000 men…would it be until the each one finished, or is there a time limit per man? Imagine 1000 men and each one lasting 5 minutes or longer. Ouchy. Actually, no…I wouldn’t want to do the 1000 men. So possibly I could do the disgusting man depending on the T&Cs.

I have an earworm now (Black Widow by Alice Cooper).

Me too, in fact some on the list I'd cheerfully kill for the price of a coffee.

No problem putting kids in a boarding school, either, but not sure on the sex ones. Would depend whether I'm allowed to kill them after, I think.

Have sex with 1000 men (you won’t catch an std)

• as a 57 year old will vaginal atrophy that would be a bit nippy so no

• a real baddie and if it was not too violent maybe - gun shot would be ok, injection ok, stabbing or anything close up and messy I don’t think I could do

• no

• he is 22 would a boarding school accept him now???

Looks like I am destined to be poor 🤣

Dont have kids so boarding school is n/a

i couldn't have sex with anyone i didnt love and was in a long term relationship with so both of those are out

Kill somebody, they'd have to be morally corrupt and have done something unforgivable.

A lot of people don't appreciate the difference! I doubt I'd do these things for a million.

Context-a million seconds is 11 and a half days. A billion seconds is thirty-two years.

Sensible, that’s what it says about you, sensible

I'd do the sex with the most repulsive man thing. 1000 men seems too much so that's a no, I'd probably say I could do the killing if it was someone I hated but I'd probably still not be able to do it. I couldn't send my children away.

Hours I could do too. Days, no. But hours, yes. It's just a dick, isn't it? How bad can it be. I've a chequered sexual history (not in number but in dodgy encounters). I could cope.

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My way of thinking is, if you had a billion, think of all the help you could give to all of those vulnerable children in existence who are his victim profile. Similarly, I would kill an animal for 1 Billion, if the 1 Billion gave me the power to close down factory farms/build animal shelters/help people give their pets adequate vet care/educate people about animal rights etc etc. I am not money-hungry as a rule, I live a modest life and don't like many material things, despite having the money to have more. But that much money brings power, and you can do a lot with power.

Oh he’d have got scientists to create a drug to last hours

Can't see Trump lasting a long time, can you? That's if he can get it up at all. 😆