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Would you do any of these hypothetical things for 1 billion pounds?

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Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 17:32

Just for fun and because I was talking to a friend earlier and we were having a ridiculous conversation.

Would you do any of these 3 things for a guaranteed instant billion pounds.

Have sex with 1000 men (you won’t catch an std)
Kill someone (you won’t get caught)
Have sex with the most repulsive man you can think of.
Put your children in boarding school.

Obviously those things aren’t really going to happened but if someone offered you the money to do one of those things would you do any and if so which one?

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Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 20:43

ShutupLwren · 18/09/2026 18:59

@Gettingcosy13 I’m going for the 1000 men. Over and done with.

Im taking this so seriously I think I’ve just put a deposit down on my new holiday home 🤣

I know right, like I’m finding 1000 men that would have sex with me let alone that I’d be getting paid for it 🤣

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MargaretThursday · 18/09/2026 20:37

If I could choose the boarding school, then yes to that.
The others not a chance.

Butchyrestingface · 18/09/2026 20:22

Lemonyyy · 18/09/2026 20:21

If I shag Donald trump then kill him after can I have 2 billion?

I thought I'd have to do it the other way round.

Lemonyyy · 18/09/2026 20:21

If I shag Donald trump then kill him after can I have 2 billion?

Iocanepowder · 18/09/2026 20:18

Yeah I’d kill someone no problem

ShutupLwren · 18/09/2026 20:16

codkaandvoke · 18/09/2026 20:08

Oh no. They would all be handsome and amazing in bed

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They can be munters, just not morally bankrupt.

I just could not shag trump knowing what a bad person he is.

I could shag 1000 munters if they weren’t evil people 😂

Vivi0 · 18/09/2026 20:13

This is a no brainer - I’d shag the repulsive man.

I can’t understand people saying that they couldn’t shag Donald Trump for 1 billion, I would shag him for less 😂

Lovernotafighter83 · 18/09/2026 20:10

No

codkaandvoke · 18/09/2026 20:08

Butchyrestingface · 18/09/2026 20:05

Surely there'd be a fair few munters in that list of 1000?

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Oh no. They would all be handsome and amazing in bed

Butchyrestingface · 18/09/2026 20:05

MidnightMeltdown · 18/09/2026 19:03

Interesting that you’ve chosen 1000 men over 1 repulsive one! 😂

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Surely there'd be a fair few munters in that list of 1000?

Butchyrestingface · 18/09/2026 20:03

YellowScarfRupert · 18/09/2026 19:20

1 billion pounds, honestly I’d probably do all 4 for £10 million

Bye bye kidlets

Au revoir, mes enfants. We'll always have Paris half-term.

drspouse · 18/09/2026 20:00

OneKeenPeachRaven · 18/09/2026 19:14

I don't have children, so can I put my theoretical children into boarding school?

Also I sincerely doubt many folks - if it was straightforwardly legit and safe - wouldn't have sex with someone repugnant for that money.

I would rather retain my integrity than have any amount of money.
I've never been starving, so maybe that would change my mind, but I chose the only one I would do without being paid.

Agatha1989 · 18/09/2026 19:55

I would do the entire list for a billion. Yes, even put my beloved DC in boarding school.

codkaandvoke · 18/09/2026 19:51

no
no
yes
yes

everyone’s repulsive is different - what’s weird and wrong with him

unwashed and smelly or …..

boarding school. Collect money and then would withdrawn kids. If need bf would pay the years fees

ShutupLwren · 18/09/2026 19:40

MidnightMeltdown · 18/09/2026 19:03

Interesting that you’ve chosen 1000 men over 1 repulsive one! 😂

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I just can’t shag Donald trump 😂

just give me 1000 losers. But not trump, too far 😂

CrikeyMajikey · 18/09/2026 19:39

Can I put a bag on his head?

bananaobama · 18/09/2026 19:37

my kid asked to go to boarding school.

ill go with that

oldFoolMe · 18/09/2026 19:27

Everything except kill anyone

Sparrowlass · 18/09/2026 19:22

User454545454546565 · 18/09/2026 19:21

Sorry! missed that.

No, but a lot of ppl are even entertaining the hypothetical sex with repulsive men. Just no way.

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For me, I have already had sex with a lot of repulsive men. One more time for so much money wouldn't have any lasting effect 😆and I say that as somone who hasn't slept with a man (disgusting or otherwise) for a good twenty years!

User454545454546565 · 18/09/2026 19:21

Sparrowlass · 18/09/2026 19:11

I already asked that! I would take great pleasure in the second part not so much the first. I don't think it is valid to say loads of us would shag Donald Trump. He's just been cited (accurately IMO) as the most repulsive man people could think of.

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Sorry! missed that.

No, but a lot of ppl are even entertaining the hypothetical sex with repulsive men. Just no way.

AbzMoz · 18/09/2026 19:21

I could do all of them, I reckon. Would have to clarify that the sex is conventional in both the 1000 and repulsive bloke case.
I would like to be an anonymous billionaire though, and if there was associated publicity I would really struggle with that. I’m always astounded when lottery winners go public.

ThatLilacTiger · 18/09/2026 19:20

Butchyrestingface · 18/09/2026 19:17

  1. No.
  2. No.*- unless it was a truly heinous person and I would be doing the world a favour.
  3. Yes* - though probably would have already killed him under point 2 above.
  4. Hell yeah.

I don't have kids but I did go to boarding school. It wasn't that bad. The hypothetical ankle-snatchers would survive and I'd pay for ponies and therapy if they didn't like it.

Ponies and therapy lmao 🤣 I'm very anti-boarding school and that's the closest anyone has ever come to changing my mind.

StillgotmyiPod · 18/09/2026 19:20

I wish I had the money to send children to boarding school!

I'd do it for the price of the school fees, let alone £1bn!

YellowScarfRupert · 18/09/2026 19:20

1 billion pounds, honestly I’d probably do all 4 for £10 million

Bye bye kidlets

ThatLilacTiger · 18/09/2026 19:19

Yeah I'd do any of the first three because I currently desperately need money, but I'd struggle with sending my kids away. I don't think, on balance, that the problems I could solve with heaps of money would be a good trade off for the problems I'd create for my babies.

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