I think the only wankers are people calling them "wanky" 😂
I find it quite pathetic but very amusing people jumping on the bandwagon to abuse them and their owners. You don't have to wear them, you certainly don't have to buy them and of course you can hate them. People hate any kind of clothing, why not.
But dry robes have their use, they're sold in any possible print and colour, nothing can beat them for waterproof and warm, they're MASSIVE which can make very unpractical or very practical depending on how you feel in them.
They're fantastic value for money.
I always wonder if the followers who have fallen for the "let's laugh at dry robes" were not just played by the manufacturers to give them more publicity, because everyone KNOWS about the thing, and they're everywhere. Marketing genius.