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AIBU to wonder what happens to stolen famous artworks afterwards?

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risingup · 08/09/2026 14:31

Why do people steal valuable things like paintings by Renoir etc and Faberge eggs?

What do they do with it once they've got it - I mean it's not as if they can sell it to someone who can show it off.

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localnotail · 08/09/2026 20:37

Erm they are usually stolen to order. Someone filthy rich wants a particular painting to add to his collection. Or, it is sold later to people who are known to buy stolen artwork.

gavelgirl · 08/09/2026 19:53

Latenightreader · 08/09/2026 14:36

Stolen to order in some cases, stolen for the price of gold in others. I used to work somewhere which had a large gold item taken during a burglary and it was almost certainly melted down. Devastating, as it was centuries old and irriplacable.

Ooh please tell me it was the toilet!

Backedoffhackedoff · 08/09/2026 19:51

Badbadbunny · 08/09/2026 19:50

It;s like any precious commodity, i.e. gold, diamonds, a super yacht, a super car, or whatever. It's "worth" what it's worth because someone is prepared to pay that for it, whether in cash or "money's worth". Someone accepting a stolen painting worth say £10m regards it as "worth" £10 million because they know/expect to be able to either get cash or goods for that amount by "selling" it or exchanging it to someone else.

Well Obviously 🤣

Badbadbunny · 08/09/2026 19:50

Backedoffhackedoff · 08/09/2026 17:54

I guess at the same time, why does it lose value because it’s been stolen. If it’s intrinsically valuable it should retain it to some degree surely?

like how can you say one day the Mona Lisa is worth a trillion pounds then the next nothing because it’s stolen? What made it worth a trillion in the first place in that case?

It;s like any precious commodity, i.e. gold, diamonds, a super yacht, a super car, or whatever. It's "worth" what it's worth because someone is prepared to pay that for it, whether in cash or "money's worth". Someone accepting a stolen painting worth say £10m regards it as "worth" £10 million because they know/expect to be able to either get cash or goods for that amount by "selling" it or exchanging it to someone else.

Badbadbunny · 08/09/2026 19:47

fatphalange · 08/09/2026 17:49

What I don’t understand is how the art retains its value to even be used as currency. How is the ‘currency’ not redundant if it can’t ever be known about/it’s existence acknowledged/shown off?

Because it's traded in circles where the people buying and selling don't care about legalities. One gang of drug dealers aren't going to be bothered about a stolen painting "worth" millions because they know another drug gang will take it in payment for a container of drugs, and the recipient will then hold it and keep it to use as "currency" for another drug deal, and so it goes on. Likewise arms, people/child trafficking etc.

Backedoffhackedoff · 08/09/2026 18:12

Tablo · 08/09/2026 18:10

It’s not quite the same as this latest theft but I’d really recommend the book The Art Thief. Fascinating.

noah Charney or Micheal fikel? Just adding to my wish list!

fatphalange · 08/09/2026 18:11

Backedoffhackedoff · 08/09/2026 17:54

I guess at the same time, why does it lose value because it’s been stolen. If it’s intrinsically valuable it should retain it to some degree surely?

like how can you say one day the Mona Lisa is worth a trillion pounds then the next nothing because it’s stolen? What made it worth a trillion in the first place in that case?

I suppose so. Maybe it’s an individual thing as well, maybe I would be a very uncultured drug lord crime boss, but if I were offered payment with a Da Vinci in lieu of cash, I’d say no thank you I’ll have the money so I can blow it on things I won’t have to hide or which would blow my cover if discovered 😂
Great thread.

Tablo · 08/09/2026 18:10

It’s not quite the same as this latest theft but I’d really recommend the book The Art Thief. Fascinating.

Cyclistmumgrandma · 08/09/2026 18:01

Passed on to dictators, dodgy collectors, drug barons or oligarchs. Please note the fate of "The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies" by van Clomp.

Backedoffhackedoff · 08/09/2026 17:54

fatphalange · 08/09/2026 17:49

What I don’t understand is how the art retains its value to even be used as currency. How is the ‘currency’ not redundant if it can’t ever be known about/it’s existence acknowledged/shown off?

I guess at the same time, why does it lose value because it’s been stolen. If it’s intrinsically valuable it should retain it to some degree surely?

like how can you say one day the Mona Lisa is worth a trillion pounds then the next nothing because it’s stolen? What made it worth a trillion in the first place in that case?

fatphalange · 08/09/2026 17:49

What I don’t understand is how the art retains its value to even be used as currency. How is the ‘currency’ not redundant if it can’t ever be known about/it’s existence acknowledged/shown off?

Backedoffhackedoff · 08/09/2026 17:43

AvogadrosNumber · 08/09/2026 15:53

Well it is an investment because even though it doesn't maintain its provenance and therefore cannot be sold on the open market, it can (and will) be resold on the black market as the value increases. It may well emerge generations later onto the open market once it has been 'laundered' and passed through multiple dodgy dealers, like the art and artefacts stolen by the Nazi regime has.

This. From the little I know this is how i understand it. It’s absolutely fascinating- I hadn’t even realised how un scientific provenance is, many works have been misclassified or rediscovered.

stolen nazi works are sold now. There are not only factions/ organised crime who deal in this, but entire countries where this sort of thing can happen.

also i think it opens up really interesting questions about monetary value and how it’s assigned- ie digital art that can be deleted, the guy who bought the banana then ate it, the shredder etc…. What is art and how do we exchange it for money?! What is money even worth? The philosophy of it all is endless 😂

IngaMinger · 08/09/2026 17:37

Surely if it is 'hot' it can't have that much collateral as there wouldn't be that much of a market for a stolen piece of art work, and with modern records it would be easy to trace the rightful owner if ever placed up for auction. It sounds like having the mona lisa etc would be more hassle than it's worth for criminal gangs.

I assume it's just stolen by order for a spoilt mega rich person who is just not use to being told no you can't have something and it is then either hidden away and then secretly admired from time to time or they put it on the wall and claim it's a copy.

GasPanic · 08/09/2026 17:25

Some go to secret collections.

Others can sometimes be used as collatoral.

Badbadbunny · 08/09/2026 16:47

cuppachaha · 08/09/2026 16:39

Kinda disturbing if you think about it. What else do wealthy people get away with?

Oganised criminals "get away" with far worse things than dealing in stolen artworks, i.e. money laundering, slavery, GBH, murder, drug dealing, arms dealing, tax evasion, etc etc .

cuppachaha · 08/09/2026 16:39

Kinda disturbing if you think about it. What else do wealthy people get away with?

Lomonald · 08/09/2026 16:08

NormalAuntFanny · 08/09/2026 16:02

Villains, like this

😂

Badbadbunny · 08/09/2026 16:05

Mostly used by organised crime gangs as "currency" for drugs and arms deals.

NormalAuntFanny · 08/09/2026 16:02

Villains, like this

AIBU to wonder what happens to stolen famous artworks afterwards?
AvogadrosNumber · 08/09/2026 15:53

fruitbrewhaha · 08/09/2026 14:44

Well it’s not an investment. If they appear in the future they cannot be sold.

They probably hang them in their offices where they plan their criminal activities. Show them off to the other crims. But careful not to shoot anyone in through head near them.

Well it is an investment because even though it doesn't maintain its provenance and therefore cannot be sold on the open market, it can (and will) be resold on the black market as the value increases. It may well emerge generations later onto the open market once it has been 'laundered' and passed through multiple dodgy dealers, like the art and artefacts stolen by the Nazi regime has.

StormGazing · 08/09/2026 15:24

AvogadrosNumber · 08/09/2026 14:34

They are fenced (sold on the black market) to collectors. Most collectors of very expensive items, like high profile works of art, don't have them on display, they are kept in high security storage as investments.

This!

Lomonald · 08/09/2026 15:21

OttersOnAPlane · 08/09/2026 15:17

If I had a priceless work of art I'd hang it in my bedroom where I could enjoy it every day.

I have a wish list. Anyone fancy an art heist?

Something Faberge' i am so ordinary nobody is going to come looking for a Faberge egg displayed on the fireplace !

nam3c4ang3 · 08/09/2026 15:19

Why OP - do you have a couple of french pieces your trying to get rid of? 😂

OttersOnAPlane · 08/09/2026 15:17

If I had a priceless work of art I'd hang it in my bedroom where I could enjoy it every day.

I have a wish list. Anyone fancy an art heist?

Lomonald · 08/09/2026 15:16

Munchie1965 · 08/09/2026 15:13

I cannot see how they are an investment long term or otherwise as they can never be publicly sold.

Having said that I guess they could be sold on the QT to other criminals but that must be a limited market.

According to the crime thrillers i watch 😀 the stolen objects can currency so they are passed around as payment for dodgy dealings. I always imagine oligarchs and the mega rich have vaults of stolen art just because they want it.